What a fun, funny, silly, dark romp! It’s always nice to have one of these during the marathon. If you are roughly my age with roughly...

Stupidity is the only excuse for stupidity. Eli Roth writes and directs a group of kids that you just cannot possibly cheer for or want...

Is the much-hyped The Black Phone out of order, or did the filmmakers dial up a masterpiece? Please leave your funnier, more coherent...

That’s too many letters for a personalized plate. Just sayin. Usually, I am all in for the Netflix originals, this time I went with an...

Honestly, this movie exhausted me so much I can’t even think of a pithy age pun to insert here. I’m not one to ponder my mortality too...

If you’re looking for something new… keep looking. There was an Escape Room horror movie that came to theaters a while back that I...

Fright Night is not the best acted horror movie of the 80’s, but it may be the most acted horror movie of the 80’s. What struck me...

I watched this whole movie with this look on my face. This movie is something else. Most Horror movies start a zero and then ramp up the...

Is it possible to elevate a Texas Chainsaw -type slasher about a porn shoot while still delivering on what that premise suggests?...

I can’t believe that I watched another Tremors movie. Just when I figured it was going to be stale and old, they shake things up again....

I loved 2018’s direct sequel to the original Halloween , but does the new film continue the rebooted timeline with a similar...

Tammy and the T-Rex is a wild ride through the past. Watching a film like this really makes you wonder how these careers weren’t extinct...

I can get on board with a horror movie set inside a fictional amusement park. Unfortunately, Hell Fest follows through on that premise...

I feel like I came to this movie because of weird nostalgia. Once I was heading down this road I knew I had made a wrong turn on a...

Love is patient. Love is kind. Love generally does not involve chaining yourself to your spouse in a complicated murder-suicide plot...

The simplicity of the evilness of Wishmaster is pretty devious. I wish I could put my finger on what bothers me about it. In the twelfth...

Don’t go around tonight, well, it’s bound to take your life… Werewolves don’t get enough love in the horror community. When it comes to...

The 80s offer a never-ending supply of slasher films that really run the gambit of quality. Everyone chasing their cut of the profits...

Charlie Kaufman goes full Charlie Kaufman in his very unsettling and opaque adaptation of I’m Thinking of Ending Things. DISCLAIMER:...

I’ve already seen a movie about a bed that eats people, might as well watch one about a “sofa” that kills folks. A man bleeds over a...