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Review: “Penance Lane”
My question is what will the filmmakers do as penance for this movie? Let’s get this out of the way right at the top – this is without...

Lucas
Oct 20, 20213 min read


Review: “Child’s Play 2”
If I’m being completely honest, the ONLY type of horror movies that get to me anymore are ones that involve children in distress. So, you...

Scott
Oct 19, 20213 min read


Review: “The Mortuary Collection”
Is The Mortuary Collection some lively October entertainment, or is it dead on arrival? Every year, some of the most ghastly and...

Lucas
Oct 18, 20213 min read


Review: “Get Duked!”
Get Duked! is yet another winner in this year’s game of Russian Roulette watching a random movie. The Duke of Edinburgh award is handed...

Scott
Oct 17, 20213 min read


Review: “Children of the Corn”
Out of all the Stephen King adaptations that have been put to film, this is definitely one of them. Of the vast array of outcomes that...

Lucas
Oct 16, 20213 min read


Review: “Hellbound: Hellraiser II”
The original Hellraiser much like Texas Chainsaw Massacre is widely regarded as a classic horror movie in many circles. The sequel is a...

Scott
Oct 15, 20212 min read


Review: “C.O.R.N.: A Field of Screams”
Completely Original Revolting Nightmare? Crappy Outing Relished by Nobody? Check Out my Review Now. Horror fandom is a funny thing....

Lucas
Oct 14, 20214 min read


Review: “Wrestle Massacre”
It wouldn’t be a 31 For 31 if I didn’t throw in at least one “Massacre” movie, and with the tag line “You can’t tap out when you’re...

Scott
Oct 13, 20213 min read


Review: “Saw”
Can you believe I’ve never seen this before? Is it good enough to entice me down the Saw franchise rabbit hole? I watch a lot of...

Lucas
Oct 12, 20213 min read


Review: “C.O.R.N: A Field of Screams”
Scarecrows, much like zombies, seem to be a never-ending well for people to create horror movies from. This is one let’s say is not...

Scott
Oct 11, 20213 min read


Review: “Lifeforce”
Turns out the space vampire dress code is pretty lax. “Everything in the world is sex. Except sex, which is power.” – Oscar Wilde You...

Lucas
Oct 10, 20212 min read


Review: “The Fog (1980)”
Yet another hole in my metaphorical library that needed to be filled. Yeah… I said what I said. In the sleepy little town on the coast of...

Scott
Oct 9, 20212 min read


Review: “Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon”
Sometimes horror flicks can feel a little soulless and mercenary. Here’s a pseudo-slasher from some people that clearly love the genre as...

Lucas
Oct 8, 20214 min read


Review: “Texas Chainsaw Massacre Pt. 2”
It took nearly a decade for them to come out with the sequel to the groundbreaking and genre-defining original Texas Chainsaw Massacre....

Scott
Oct 7, 20213 min read


Review: “Malignant”
Rest assured, there is nothing benign about this one. (Tumor puns!) There are a few reasons why I consider the 80’s the greatest decade...

Lucas
Oct 6, 20212 min read


Review: “A Fantastic Fear of Everything”
It’s early yet, and I know I have a lot of other movies to get through, but I’m gonna tentatively say that this is “the one” for this...

Scott
Oct 5, 20212 min read


Review: “The Resort”
When you’re staying at The Resort , you can check out any time you like… but you can never leave! Right? Right… like the song? The...

Lucas
Oct 4, 20213 min read


Review: “Halloween Party”
Some movies have a lot of promise and squander it before the final credits roll. Halloween Party might be the first that takes a dump...

Scott
Oct 3, 20212 min read


Review: “Near Dark”
I have waited so long to finally watch this movie. The question is, was it worth the wait? I’m going to describe a movie to you, see if...

Lucas
Oct 2, 20213 min read


Review: “Hawk & Rev: Vampire Slayers”
Well, it’s another year of Halloween, and another chance to find some of the best and some of the worst movies out there… and the rare...

Scott
Oct 1, 20212 min read
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