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Review: “The Crawlers” or “Contamination 7” or “Troll 3”
It’s been a while since I laughed at a horror movie this much. Mind you, it’s not because it’s a comedy or even because it was...

Scott
Oct 11, 20183 min read


Review: “The Devil’s Candy”
It turns out the devil’s candy is not just Good and Plenty’s, as I had previously assumed. Ever since the 80’s, horror movies have been...

Lucas
Oct 10, 20183 min read


Review: “Little Evil”
We’ve all seen The Omen, or at the very least know of its story. What if Robert [Gregory Peck] had just taken time to be a good father...

Scott
Oct 9, 20182 min read


Review: “Alien: Covenant”
Here’s a case study on how a lazy script can sink a movie that has everything else going for it. I have a lot of respect for Ridley...

Lucas
Oct 8, 20183 min read


Review: “Meatball Machine Kodoku”
I have watched a slew of these Tokyo Gore movies, and I don’t think many of them have been as weird and disjointed as this piece of...

Scott
Oct 7, 20183 min read


Review: “The Witching Season”
Spoiler alert: There aren’t actually any witches in The Witching Season. There is a season though, so…. no harm no foul, I guess? It’s...

Lucas
Oct 6, 20182 min read


Review: “Island Claws”
It probably speaks volumes that I forgot the name of this movie more than a few times before I could ever get to writing the review, and...

Scott
Oct 5, 20182 min read


Review: “Hereditary”
Can the “year’s scariest movie” live up to the hype? Let’s dive in and find out. I was excited, and a little nervous, to watch Hereditary...

Lucas
Oct 4, 20182 min read


Review: “Dead Rising: Watchtower”
There are a lot of bad zombie movies. There are a lot of bad video game movies. Dead Rising Watchtower combines these two and somehow...

Scott
Oct 3, 20183 min read


Review: “Split”
M. Night Shyamalan owes James McAvoy a beer for making this crazy shit work. I was apprehensive heading into Split . Partly because of M....

Lucas
Oct 2, 20182 min read


Review: “Manborg”
Back when some friends and I used to make dumb movies we dreamed of one day making a “big budget” flick. The people at Astron-6 made one...

Scott
Oct 1, 20182 min read


Review: “Trick R’ Treat”
Make sure you pass out candy tonight, and leave those jack-o-lanterns lit. You never know who’s watching, and Halloween spirit may be...

Lucas
Oct 31, 20173 min read


Review: “Patchwork”
It’s rare that a movie comes out this day and age that feels like it was created in the 80s. Even rarer when this film gets all the...

Scott
Oct 31, 20172 min read


Review: “The Belko Experiment”
Social experiments are sometimes the most innocuous and harmless things that happen around and to us as humans. We never see or are aware...

Scott
Oct 30, 20173 min read


Review: “A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child”
Why do I do this to myself? Ah, the perils of being a completionist. My wife and I watched seven seasons of Sons of Anarchy despite the...

Lucas
Oct 29, 20172 min read


Review: “Horror Hotel”
Sometimes you gotta bust out the heavy artillery to battle a Satanic murder cult. I thought I’d try a different type of movie for today’...

Lucas
Oct 27, 20172 min read


Review: “Midnight Meat Train
Yet another movie where the box art and title have stuck in my head for far too long. Let’s take a mostly predictable ride and see if...

Scott
Oct 26, 20172 min read


Review: “Get Out”
They say that horror and comedy tap into the same part of the brain, so it should be no surprise that one half of Key & Peele managed...

Lucas
Oct 25, 20173 min read


Review: “Cube”
Imagine waking up in a strange place, no idea how you got there, no idea how to get out, with five other people, and surrounded by rooms...

Scott
Oct 24, 20172 min read


Review: “Dawn of the Dead (2004)”
In 26 years the zombies have gotten faster, and the body count has grown. Just don’t expect this version of the film to challenge you...

Lucas
Oct 23, 20173 min read
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