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Review: “Hellraiser IV: Bloodline”
Double-dipping into Hellraiser world this October? Are these movies awaking deep-seated masochistic tendencies? Space. The final...

Lucas
Oct 22, 20233 min read


Review: “Killer Book Club”
I think Scream may have finally surpassed Halloween as the most imitated slasher movie of all time. Now in Spanish! Did you know that...

Lucas
Oct 20, 20233 min read


Review: “Talk to Me”
Will the year’s most universally praised horror flick live up to expectations? Well, sometimes the hype is justified. I’ll jump right...

Lucas
Oct 18, 20233 min read


Review: “The Hunt”
A film about the state of American political discourse? Haha, must be a horror movie, am I right? Oh, I see, it is actually a horror...

Lucas
Oct 16, 20233 min read


Review: “Totally Killer”
Kiernan Shipka as a time-travelling final girl in Scream meets Back to the Future ? Has Amazon graduated from spying on my...

Lucas
Oct 14, 20233 min read


Review: “The Pope’s Exorcist”
The possessive here indicates that the exorcist belongs to the pope (as in, he’s the pope’s top guy), not that the pope needs someone to...

Lucas
Oct 12, 20233 min read


Review: “Return of the Living Dead Part II”
Today I revisit the horror franchise where the zombies are obsessed with brains. Ironically, that probably means they wouldn’t care for...

Lucas
Oct 10, 20232 min read


Review: “Pearl”
One of the most unique horror flicks I’ve reviewed, with one of the most unique performances to match. The question is, uniquely good or...

Lucas
Oct 8, 20233 min read


Review: “Infinity Pool”
I mean, sure, obscenely rich white assholes do make for appropriately contemporary horror movie villains. James Foster is a struggling...

Lucas
Oct 6, 20233 min read


Review: “Hellraiser III – Hell on Earth”
Let’s see what type of mischief our favorite S&M hardware enthusiast was up to in the early nineties, shall we? Did you know that there...

Lucas
Oct 4, 20233 min read


Review: “Barbarian”
Let’s dive into this year’s marathon by exploring my thoughts on one of 2022’s most hyped horror flicks. Grindhouse aesthetic with...

Lucas
Oct 2, 20234 min read


Review: “Predator”
I know what you’re thinking, but Predator is actually a classic slasher movie dressed up like an action film. Doesn’t Arnold make quite...

Lucas
Oct 31, 20224 min read


Review: “Hellbound: Hellraiser II”
This movie terrified me as a child, but how do I feel more than thirty years later: Is it a legitimately scary film or was I just a whiny...

Lucas
Oct 29, 20224 min read


Review: “Werewolves Within”
Within the community? Within the house!? Perhaps the werewolves are within each and every one of our dark souls, man…! Or maybe just...

Lucas
Oct 27, 20223 min read


Review: “Piranha” (1978)
This movie was clearly inspired by Jaws , but quality-wise, it has much more in common with the Jaws sequels. Piranha is one in a long...

Lucas
Oct 25, 20222 min read


Review: “10/31”
Whenever I come across a low budget horror flick to review, I’m generally rooting for it to succeed. Sometimes, that faith even pays off. ...

Lucas
Oct 23, 20223 min read


Review: “Day of the Dead”
I’m not an anti-CGI purist or anything, but we’re still several decades away from computers being able to produce gore effects credible...

Lucas
Oct 21, 20224 min read


Review: “Insidious: Chapter 3”
Can the Insidious franchise maintain its consistency for longer than James Wan’s other ghostly property, The Conjuring ? Insidious:...

Lucas
Oct 19, 20223 min read


Review: “Body Bags”
High camp with a surprisingly low body count, this John Carpenter/Tobe Hooper collaboration is a bit of a mixed bag. Originally filmed...

Lucas
Oct 15, 20223 min read


Review: “Nope”
Jordan Peele pours his meticulous planning, impeccable direction, and knack for character-writing into a B-Movie premise, and the result...

Lucas
Oct 13, 20223 min read
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