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Review: A Classic Horror Story
Ok movie, cute title, but don’t get ahead of yourself. That’s for internet smart-asses like me to decide. There is always a point in...

Lucas
Oct 11, 20223 min read


Review: “PG: Psycho Goreman”
What a fun, funny, silly, dark romp! It’s always nice to have one of these during the marathon. If you are roughly my age with roughly...

Lucas
Oct 9, 20223 min read


Review: “The Black Phone”
Is the much-hyped The Black Phone out of order, or did the filmmakers dial up a masterpiece? Please leave your funnier, more coherent...

Lucas
Oct 7, 20223 min read


Review: “Old”
Honestly, this movie exhausted me so much I can’t even think of a pithy age pun to insert here. I’m not one to ponder my mortality too...

Lucas
Oct 5, 20224 min read


Review: “Fright Night” (1985)
Fright Night is not the best acted horror movie of the 80’s, but it may be the most acted horror movie of the 80’s. What struck me...

Lucas
Oct 3, 20226 min read


Review: “X”
Is it possible to elevate a Texas Chainsaw -type slasher about a porn shoot while still delivering on what that premise suggests?...

Lucas
Oct 1, 20224 min read


Review: “Halloween Kills”
I loved 2018’s direct sequel to the original Halloween , but does the new film continue the rebooted timeline with a similar...

Lucas
Oct 30, 20213 min read


Review: “Hell Fest”
I can get on board with a horror movie set inside a fictional amusement park. Unfortunately, Hell Fest follows through on that premise...

Lucas
Oct 28, 20214 min read


Review: “Till Death”
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love generally does not involve chaining yourself to your spouse in a complicated murder-suicide plot...

Lucas
Oct 26, 20213 min read


Review: “Bad Moon”
Don’t go around tonight, well, it’s bound to take your life… Werewolves don’t get enough love in the horror community. When it comes to...

Lucas
Oct 24, 20213 min read


Review: “I’m Thinking of Ending Things”
Charlie Kaufman goes full Charlie Kaufman in his very unsettling and opaque adaptation of I’m Thinking of Ending Things. DISCLAIMER:...

Lucas
Oct 22, 20213 min read


Review: “Penance Lane”
My question is what will the filmmakers do as penance for this movie? Let’s get this out of the way right at the top – this is without...

Lucas
Oct 20, 20213 min read


Review: “The Mortuary Collection”
Is The Mortuary Collection some lively October entertainment, or is it dead on arrival? Every year, some of the most ghastly and...

Lucas
Oct 18, 20213 min read


Review: “Children of the Corn”
Out of all the Stephen King adaptations that have been put to film, this is definitely one of them. Of the vast array of outcomes that...

Lucas
Oct 16, 20213 min read


Review: “C.O.R.N.: A Field of Screams”
Completely Original Revolting Nightmare? Crappy Outing Relished by Nobody? Check Out my Review Now. Horror fandom is a funny thing....

Lucas
Oct 14, 20214 min read


Review: “Saw”
Can you believe I’ve never seen this before? Is it good enough to entice me down the Saw franchise rabbit hole? I watch a lot of...

Lucas
Oct 12, 20213 min read


Review: “Lifeforce”
Turns out the space vampire dress code is pretty lax. “Everything in the world is sex. Except sex, which is power.” – Oscar Wilde You...

Lucas
Oct 10, 20212 min read


Review: “Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon”
Sometimes horror flicks can feel a little soulless and mercenary. Here’s a pseudo-slasher from some people that clearly love the genre as...

Lucas
Oct 8, 20214 min read


Review: “Malignant”
Rest assured, there is nothing benign about this one. (Tumor puns!) There are a few reasons why I consider the 80’s the greatest decade...

Lucas
Oct 6, 20212 min read


Review: “The Resort”
When you’re staying at The Resort , you can check out any time you like… but you can never leave! Right? Right… like the song? The...

Lucas
Oct 4, 20213 min read
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