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Review: “Near Dark”
I have waited so long to finally watch this movie. The question is, was it worth the wait? I’m going to describe a movie to you, see if...

Lucas
Oct 2, 20213 min read


Review: Let Her Out
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess “Let Her Out” is a horror film released in 2016 and was directed by Cody Calahan. It...

Scott
Oct 30, 20203 min read


Review: The Shed
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess (Sung poorly to the tune of the “Beverly Hillbillies” theme song) Come and listen to my...

Scott
Oct 27, 20203 min read


Review: The Vampire Lovers
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess Fly with me, Lesbian Vampire! Released in 1872, Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu’s novella...

Lucas
Oct 25, 20202 min read


Review: “Fantasy Island”
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Is this really the best way I could find to spend two hours? Despite coming into this...

Lucas
Oct 25, 20204 min read


Review: “Thirteen Ghosts”
Will Thirteen Ghosts be a baker’s dozen of delightful frights, or an unlucky entry into our horror movie marathon? Will… nope, that’s...

Lucas
Oct 22, 20203 min read


Review: Color Out of Space
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess If you are worried that in 2019’s “Color Out of Space” Nicolas Cage wouldn’t go 100%...

Scott
Oct 21, 20203 min read


Review: The Incredible Melting Man
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess Astronauts in space are bombarded with cosmic rays and it gives one of them the...

Scott
Oct 18, 20203 min read


Review: “Verotika”
Glenn Danzig’s foray into horror film-making goes wrong in all the right ways. This may be the worst movie I’ve ever reviewed, but I...

Lucas
Oct 16, 20204 min read


Review: The Pool
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess If you are like me you fall asleep on a raft in a pool that is being drained, unable to...

Scott
Oct 15, 20202 min read


Review: “Midsommar”
How did Ari Aster follow up on the success of Hereditary ? By creating the divisive, darkly comic, darkly dark Midsommar. When I...

Lucas
Oct 13, 20203 min read


Review: Iron Sky: The Coming Race
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess “Iron Sky: The Coming Race” is a 2019 film directed by Timo Vuorensola and is a sequel...

Scott
Oct 12, 20203 min read


Review: “The Lodge”
Bleak and affecting, The Lodge is the latest in a string of “domestic horror” films released in recent years. As the fall season wears...

Lucas
Oct 7, 20203 min read


Review: Strange Behavior (aka Dead Kids)
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess Some Australian saw “Halloween” and thought “golly, that Illinois sure is scary!” and...

Scott
Oct 6, 20203 min read


Review: “Vivarium”
Parenthood can be a drag. Vivarium aims to be a creepy sci-fi puzzle box, but unfortunately there isn’t much to be puzzled out. The...

Lucas
Oct 4, 20203 min read


Review: “Repo! The Genetic Opera”
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess Have you ever sat around glad to have the pig heart that was surgically implanted in you...

Scott
Oct 3, 20203 min read


Review: “Spree”
A movie that explores the dark side of chasing likes, views, and follows. The horror genre has long tapped into recent developments in...

Lucas
Oct 1, 20203 min read


Review: “Killer Klowns From Outer Space”
Another year, another “cult classic” that I have neglected for far too long is watched. It’s only fitting I watched this one days before...

Scott
Oct 28, 20193 min read


Review: “Holidays”
Lots of people have anxiety about the holidays, forced to confront stressers like family issues, credit card debt, and general social...

Lucas
Oct 11, 20193 min read


Review: “Trick R’ Treat”
Make sure you pass out candy tonight, and leave those jack-o-lanterns lit. You never know who’s watching, and Halloween spirit may be...

Lucas
Oct 31, 20173 min read
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