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Review: “A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child”
Why do I do this to myself? Ah, the perils of being a completionist. My wife and I watched seven seasons of Sons of Anarchy despite the...

Lucas
Oct 29, 20172 min read


Review: “Horror Hotel”
Sometimes you gotta bust out the heavy artillery to battle a Satanic murder cult. I thought I’d try a different type of movie for today’...

Lucas
Oct 27, 20172 min read


Review: “Get Out”
They say that horror and comedy tap into the same part of the brain, so it should be no surprise that one half of Key & Peele managed...

Lucas
Oct 25, 20173 min read


Review: “Dawn of the Dead (2004)”
In 26 years the zombies have gotten faster, and the body count has grown. Just don’t expect this version of the film to challenge you...

Lucas
Oct 23, 20173 min read


Review: “Dawn of the Dead (1978)”
This movie is so good, you guys. I kind of assumed I had seen Dawn of the Dead before. My brain must have taken scenes from the 2004...

Lucas
Oct 21, 20174 min read


Review: “Wes Craven’s New Nightmare”
Meet the new Fred, same as the old Fred. I wonder when the term “Final Girl” first came into use. Probably as soon as we started...

Lucas
Oct 19, 20173 min read


Review: “The Host”
Let’s take a look at a monster movie that is anything but old-fashioned. I spend a lot of time in these reviews trumpeting the...

Lucas
Oct 17, 20173 min read


Review: “Phantasm”
Time to take a look at a low-budget oddity that became a cult classic and turned into a franchise. I have been peripherally aware of...

Lucas
Oct 15, 20172 min read


Review: “The Amityville Horror (2005)”
You know what’s really scary? Neither do the people behind The Amityville Horror remake. The story of the Amityville horror has been...

Lucas
Oct 13, 20173 min read


Review: “Tales of Halloween”
Ten spirited (and mean-spirited) stories set on Halloween night. This is the worst town to find yourself on the holiday… especially if...

Lucas
Oct 11, 20173 min read


Review: “Halloween Tales”
If you like such horror anthology classics as Creepshow or Tick ‘r Treat , then you’ll LOVE… to watch them again. Just never watch this...

Lucas
Oct 9, 20174 min read


Review: “It (2017)”
I’m happy to report out what the rest of the world has already been telling you: It is fantastic. If the 2017 theatrical remake of It ...

Lucas
Oct 7, 20173 min read


Review: “The VVitch”
Every once and awhile it’s nice to step away from the trashy and profane to take a look at the cerebral side of horror. But is it as much...

Lucas
Oct 5, 20173 min read


Review: “Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II”
How does this sequel manage to be better than the original? By ignoring the story and tone of the first installment altogether. I first...

Lucas
Oct 3, 20173 min read


Review: “Prom Night”
Despite its title, Prom Night is probably not in the top five horror movies that culminate at a high school dance. It’s hard to...

Lucas
Oct 1, 20173 min read


Review: “The Frankenstein Theory”
Previously posted on blog and written by B. Demeter The Frankenstein Theory (2013) is a found footage monster film that shouldn’t have...

Scott
Oct 10, 20142 min read


Review: “Without Warning”
Previously posted on blog and written by B. Demeter Without Warning (1980) is a mediocre movie that was the inspiration for my #1 movie...

Scott
Oct 6, 20143 min read


Review: “The Dark Half”
Previously posted on blog and written by B. Demeter A horror movie written by Stephen King and directed by George Romero, need I say...

Scott
Oct 4, 20143 min read


Review: “You’re Next”
Previously posted on blog and written by B. Demeter You’re Next (2011) is good. It’s a clone of The Strangers, Funny Games, Vacancy, etc....

Scott
Oct 2, 20142 min read


Review: “Texas Chainsaw 3D”
Previously posted on blog and written by B. Demeter Did anyone ask for Leatherface to be turned into a sympathetic character? Didn’t...

Scott
Oct 31, 20134 min read
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