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Review: “Hellbound: Hellraiser II”
This movie terrified me as a child, but how do I feel more than thirty years later: Is it a legitimately scary film or was I just a whiny...

Lucas
Oct 29, 20224 min read
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Review: “Werewolves Within”
Within the community? Within the house!? Perhaps the werewolves are within each and every one of our dark souls, man…! Or maybe just...

Lucas
Oct 27, 20223 min read
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Review: “Piranha” (1978)
This movie was clearly inspired by Jaws , but quality-wise, it has much more in common with the Jaws sequels. Piranha is one in a long...

Lucas
Oct 25, 20222 min read
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Review: “10/31”
Whenever I come across a low budget horror flick to review, I’m generally rooting for it to succeed. Sometimes, that faith even pays off. ...

Lucas
Oct 23, 20223 min read
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Review: “Day of the Dead”
I’m not an anti-CGI purist or anything, but we’re still several decades away from computers being able to produce gore effects credible...

Lucas
Oct 21, 20224 min read
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Review: “Insidious: Chapter 3”
Can the Insidious franchise maintain its consistency for longer than James Wan’s other ghostly property, The Conjuring ? Insidious:...

Lucas
Oct 19, 20223 min read
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Review: “Body Bags”
High camp with a surprisingly low body count, this John Carpenter/Tobe Hooper collaboration is a bit of a mixed bag. Originally filmed...

Lucas
Oct 15, 20223 min read
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Review: “Nope”
Jordan Peele pours his meticulous planning, impeccable direction, and knack for character-writing into a B-Movie premise, and the result...

Lucas
Oct 13, 20223 min read
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Review: A Classic Horror Story
Ok movie, cute title, but don’t get ahead of yourself. That’s for internet smart-asses like me to decide. There is always a point in...

Lucas
Oct 11, 20223 min read
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Review: “PG: Psycho Goreman”
What a fun, funny, silly, dark romp! It’s always nice to have one of these during the marathon. If you are roughly my age with roughly...

Lucas
Oct 9, 20223 min read
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Review: “The Black Phone”
Is the much-hyped The Black Phone out of order, or did the filmmakers dial up a masterpiece? Please leave your funnier, more coherent...

Lucas
Oct 7, 20223 min read
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Review: “Old”
Honestly, this movie exhausted me so much I can’t even think of a pithy age pun to insert here. I’m not one to ponder my mortality too...

Lucas
Oct 5, 20224 min read
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Review: “Fright Night” (1985)
Fright Night is not the best acted horror movie of the 80’s, but it may be the most acted horror movie of the 80’s. What struck me...

Lucas
Oct 3, 20226 min read
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Review: “X”
Is it possible to elevate a Texas Chainsaw -type slasher about a porn shoot while still delivering on what that premise suggests?...

Lucas
Oct 1, 20224 min read
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Review: “Tremors: Shrieker Island”
I can’t believe that I watched another Tremors movie. Just when I figured it was going to be stale and old, they shake things up again....

Scott
Oct 31, 20213 min read
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Review: “Halloween Kills”
I loved 2018’s direct sequel to the original Halloween , but does the new film continue the rebooted timeline with a similar...

Lucas
Oct 30, 20213 min read
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Review: “Tammy and the T-Rex”
Tammy and the T-Rex is a wild ride through the past. Watching a film like this really makes you wonder how these careers weren’t extinct...

Scott
Oct 29, 20213 min read
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Review: “Hell Fest”
I can get on board with a horror movie set inside a fictional amusement park. Unfortunately, Hell Fest follows through on that premise...

Lucas
Oct 28, 20214 min read
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Review: “Route 666”
I feel like I came to this movie because of weird nostalgia. Once I was heading down this road I knew I had made a wrong turn on a...

Scott
Oct 27, 20213 min read
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Review: “Till Death”
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love generally does not involve chaining yourself to your spouse in a complicated murder-suicide plot...

Lucas
Oct 26, 20213 min read
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