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Review: “Wishmaster”
The simplicity of the evilness of Wishmaster is pretty devious. I wish I could put my finger on what bothers me about it. In the twelfth...

Scott
Oct 25, 20213 min read
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Review: “Bad Moon”
Don’t go around tonight, well, it’s bound to take your life… Werewolves don’t get enough love in the horror community. When it comes to...

Lucas
Oct 24, 20213 min read
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Review: “Edge of the Axe”
The 80s offer a never-ending supply of slasher films that really run the gambit of quality. Everyone chasing their cut of the profits...

Scott
Oct 23, 20212 min read
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Review: “I’m Thinking of Ending Things”
Charlie Kaufman goes full Charlie Kaufman in his very unsettling and opaque adaptation of I’m Thinking of Ending Things. DISCLAIMER:...

Lucas
Oct 22, 20213 min read
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Review: “Killer Sofa”
I’ve already seen a movie about a bed that eats people, might as well watch one about a “sofa” that kills folks. A man bleeds over a...

Scott
Oct 21, 20212 min read
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Review: “Penance Lane”
My question is what will the filmmakers do as penance for this movie? Let’s get this out of the way right at the top – this is without...

Lucas
Oct 20, 20213 min read
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Review: “Child’s Play 2”
If I’m being completely honest, the ONLY type of horror movies that get to me anymore are ones that involve children in distress. So, you...

Scott
Oct 19, 20213 min read
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Review: “The Mortuary Collection”
Is The Mortuary Collection some lively October entertainment, or is it dead on arrival? Every year, some of the most ghastly and...

Lucas
Oct 18, 20213 min read
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Review: “Children of the Corn”
Out of all the Stephen King adaptations that have been put to film, this is definitely one of them. Of the vast array of outcomes that...

Lucas
Oct 16, 20213 min read
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Review: “Hellbound: Hellraiser II”
The original Hellraiser much like Texas Chainsaw Massacre is widely regarded as a classic horror movie in many circles. The sequel is a...

Scott
Oct 15, 20212 min read
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Review: “C.O.R.N.: A Field of Screams”
Completely Original Revolting Nightmare? Crappy Outing Relished by Nobody? Check Out my Review Now. Horror fandom is a funny thing....

Lucas
Oct 14, 20214 min read
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Review: “Wrestle Massacre”
It wouldn’t be a 31 For 31 if I didn’t throw in at least one “Massacre” movie, and with the tag line “You can’t tap out when you’re...

Scott
Oct 13, 20213 min read
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Review: “Saw”
Can you believe I’ve never seen this before? Is it good enough to entice me down the Saw franchise rabbit hole? I watch a lot of...

Lucas
Oct 12, 20213 min read
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Review: “C.O.R.N: A Field of Screams”
Scarecrows, much like zombies, seem to be a never-ending well for people to create horror movies from. This is one let’s say is not...

Scott
Oct 11, 20213 min read
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Review: “Lifeforce”
Turns out the space vampire dress code is pretty lax. “Everything in the world is sex. Except sex, which is power.” – Oscar Wilde You...

Lucas
Oct 10, 20212 min read
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Review: “The Fog (1980)”
Yet another hole in my metaphorical library that needed to be filled. Yeah… I said what I said. In the sleepy little town on the coast of...

Scott
Oct 9, 20212 min read
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Review: “Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon”
Sometimes horror flicks can feel a little soulless and mercenary. Here’s a pseudo-slasher from some people that clearly love the genre as...

Lucas
Oct 8, 20214 min read
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Review: “Texas Chainsaw Massacre Pt. 2”
It took nearly a decade for them to come out with the sequel to the groundbreaking and genre-defining original Texas Chainsaw Massacre....

Scott
Oct 7, 20213 min read
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Review: “Malignant”
Rest assured, there is nothing benign about this one. (Tumor puns!) There are a few reasons why I consider the 80’s the greatest decade...

Lucas
Oct 6, 20212 min read
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Review: “A Fantastic Fear of Everything”
It’s early yet, and I know I have a lot of other movies to get through, but I’m gonna tentatively say that this is “the one” for this...

Scott
Oct 5, 20212 min read
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