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Review: “The Resort”
When you’re staying at The Resort , you can check out any time you like… but you can never leave! Right? Right… like the song? The...

Lucas
Oct 4, 20213 min read
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Review: “Halloween Party”
Some movies have a lot of promise and squander it before the final credits roll. Halloween Party might be the first that takes a dump...

Scott
Oct 3, 20212 min read
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Review: “Near Dark”
I have waited so long to finally watch this movie. The question is, was it worth the wait? I’m going to describe a movie to you, see if...

Lucas
Oct 2, 20213 min read
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Review: “Hawk & Rev: Vampire Slayers”
Well, it’s another year of Halloween, and another chance to find some of the best and some of the worst movies out there… and the rare...

Scott
Oct 1, 20212 min read
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Review: Let Her Out
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess “Let Her Out” is a horror film released in 2016 and was directed by Cody Calahan. It...

Scott
Oct 30, 20203 min read
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Review: “Summer of ’84”
It might be cheating a bit to put two movies from the same directorial team on one list, but I don’t care. Summer of ’84 is easily the...

Scott
Oct 29, 20204 min read
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Review: “Antebellum”
Forget monsters and zombies and boogiemen. Humanity has already inflicted the scariest horrors on itself. If you watch Antebellum , its...

Lucas
Oct 28, 20202 min read
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Review: The Shed
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess (Sung poorly to the tune of the “Beverly Hillbillies” theme song) Come and listen to my...

Scott
Oct 27, 20203 min read
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Review: “Vampires Vs The Bronx”
Netflix originals have once again hit on a great combination of elements to make a great horror movie, though the “originals” part is a...

Scott
Oct 26, 20202 min read
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Review: The Vampire Lovers
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess Fly with me, Lesbian Vampire! Released in 1872, Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu’s novella...

Lucas
Oct 25, 20202 min read
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Review: “Fantasy Island”
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Is this really the best way I could find to spend two hours? Despite coming into this...

Lucas
Oct 25, 20204 min read
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Review: “Turbo Kid”
I do this marathon every year because I like to watch movies and sometimes write about them. The bigger reason though, is because at...

Scott
Oct 23, 20202 min read
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Review: “Thirteen Ghosts”
Will Thirteen Ghosts be a baker’s dozen of delightful frights, or an unlucky entry into our horror movie marathon? Will… nope, that’s...

Lucas
Oct 22, 20203 min read
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Review: Color Out of Space
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess If you are worried that in 2019’s “Color Out of Space” Nicolas Cage wouldn’t go 100%...

Scott
Oct 21, 20203 min read
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Review: “Night of the Demons (1988)”
When I was in high school I never really got invited to parties. It didn’t bother me much because I was more of a homebody anyway. But if...

Scott
Oct 20, 20202 min read
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Review: The Incredible Melting Man
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess Astronauts in space are bombarded with cosmic rays and it gives one of them the...

Scott
Oct 18, 20203 min read
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Review: “Inhumanwich”
Sometimes a movie I see during this marathon defies all expectations and words. I will do my best to describe whatever this is so you...

Scott
Oct 17, 20202 min read
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Review: “Verotika”
Glenn Danzig’s foray into horror film-making goes wrong in all the right ways. This may be the worst movie I’ve ever reviewed, but I...

Lucas
Oct 16, 20204 min read
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Review: The Pool
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess If you are like me you fall asleep on a raft in a pool that is being drained, unable to...

Scott
Oct 15, 20202 min read
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Review: “Phantasm”
Phantasm steps out of my fuzzy childhood memories and proceeds to make things even more confusing than I had thought they were in the...

Scott
Oct 14, 20203 min read
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