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Review: “Midsommar”
How did Ari Aster follow up on the success of Hereditary ? By creating the divisive, darkly comic, darkly dark Midsommar. When I...

Lucas
Oct 13, 20203 min read
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Review: Iron Sky: The Coming Race
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess “Iron Sky: The Coming Race” is a 2019 film directed by Timo Vuorensola and is a sequel...

Scott
Oct 12, 20203 min read
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Review: “Pool Party Massacre”
Every year I at least try to find a horror movie with the word “massacre” in the title. Some are good, some are bad, they are all movies....

Scott
Oct 11, 20202 min read
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Review: “Killer Piñata”
Another movie and another inanimate object come to life to reek havoc on those that have wronged it. Sadly, once you break the fun...

Scott
Oct 8, 20202 min read
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Review: “The Lodge”
Bleak and affecting, The Lodge is the latest in a string of “domestic horror” films released in recent years. As the fall season wears...

Lucas
Oct 7, 20203 min read
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Review: Strange Behavior (aka Dead Kids)
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess Some Australian saw “Halloween” and thought “golly, that Illinois sure is scary!” and...

Scott
Oct 6, 20203 min read
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Review: “CarousHell”
I was hoping to get another gem out of the same production company that put out Velocipastor with CarousHell. Sadly this one took me on a...

Scott
Oct 5, 20202 min read
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Review: “Vivarium”
Parenthood can be a drag. Vivarium aims to be a creepy sci-fi puzzle box, but unfortunately there isn’t much to be puzzled out. The...

Lucas
Oct 4, 20203 min read
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Review: “Repo! The Genetic Opera”
Previously posted on blog and written by S. Kess Have you ever sat around glad to have the pig heart that was surgically implanted in you...

Scott
Oct 3, 20203 min read
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Review: “Christine”
That time of year is upon us again. The time of year for me to watch movies of questionable “quality” and fill in some holes in my...

Scott
Oct 2, 20203 min read
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Review: “Spree”
A movie that explores the dark side of chasing likes, views, and follows. The horror genre has long tapped into recent developments in...

Lucas
Oct 1, 20203 min read
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The VelociPaster’s Writer/Director Lays Out His Fave Horror Movies
I caged the writer/director of VelociPastor and managed to get his favorite horror movies, why they resonated with him, and what effect...

Scott
Oct 31, 20196 min read
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Review: “Halloween (2018)”
And now, on the day that shares its name, I review the movie that provides a fitting bookend to the Michael Myers saga. It’s kind of...

Lucas
Oct 31, 20195 min read
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Review: “VelociPastor”
Before this summer I had never heard of “The VelociPastor” but after the trailer was shown to me I haven’t been able to stop thinking...

Scott
Oct 30, 20193 min read
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Review: “Killer Klowns From Outer Space”
Another year, another “cult classic” that I have neglected for far too long is watched. It’s only fitting I watched this one days before...

Scott
Oct 28, 20193 min read
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Review: “Head Count”
A cast comprised entirely of millenneals summons a monster by reading a creepypasta website… this movie isn’t great, but its better than...

Lucas
Oct 27, 20192 min read
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Review: “Sorority Party Massacre”
I think it has become horribly apparent that I like a good “Sorority” movie. I also like a good “Massacre” movie. Putting the two...

Scott
Oct 26, 20193 min read
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Review: “Creepshow 2”
The sequel to the campy 1985 horror anthology, Creepshow , offers us fewer tales, fewer big names, and overall less charm. The original ...

Lucas
Oct 25, 20193 min read
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Review: “Tremors: A Cold Day In Hell”
Another year, and here we are again reviewing yet another Tremors movie. This makes the sixth one, and looking at the Wiki for the...

Scott
Oct 24, 20193 min read
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Review: “Us”
Jordan Peele’s debut film, Get Out , was an un-subtle but effective race allegory. His follow-up gives us more to chew on, but perhaps...

Lucas
Oct 23, 20194 min read
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