This movie has really no excuse for existing what so ever. Last time I checked, telephone numbers didn’t have sequels, and neither should...

The wide range of puns and bad jokes that I wanted to write up for this opening sentence is mind-boggling. Let’s say that it’s a bit...

In the pantheon of dumb Halloween movies, only one can stand above the rest. I’m not sure what movie that is, but this one has to be...

From the producers of “Dude, where’s my car” and Director Robert Englund comes Killer Pad. A nice attempt to do a horror comedy with a...

In an unnamed city, in an alternate universe, Vampires have basically taken over the planet and it’s up to the hunters to keep the humans...

It’s hard to put into words a movie that “stars” Ron Jeremy, Jerry “The King” Lawler, and “Beetlejuice” but I will try really hard.  When...

Another movie in the, seemingly endless, line of “Massacre” movies. Cheerleader Massacre obviously was just an excuse for the...

World War II was full of truly atrocious things. Had the Nazis ever gotten their hands on something like this, the world would be a...

Someone really like the movie “ReAnimator” and decided that they could do the same thing basically. This movie has taught me a few...

It’s way to simple to say this movie sucks, isn’t it? How about; With such a huge cast of established actors/actresses BloodRayne still...

I wouldn’t exactly call it … “Super”. On an off-shore drilling rig, oil is being drilled for. They seem to be having some issues breaking...

I’ve lost count of how many of these Tokyo Shock movies I have seen. Let’s just say more than most Americans, and even I haven’t seen one...

I have long seen the poster for The Burning and never taken the time to watch it. Having it recommended to me was all the motivation I...

Pretty sure that this movie is trying to say something about a product that was really popular in the ’80s. I don’t know exactly what it...

Dean Koontz, to me at least, has always been just behind Stephen King in the horror story genre. Phantoms only lends more to that...

Since today is an actual “New Moon” I figured what better time to dive back in the extremely shallow waters of Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight...

In the future, Mars will be a habitable planet. People will still be committing crimes, and apparently, there will still be ghosts… I...

Sometimes all you needed to get a movie made back in the ’80s was the promise of boobs and blood. This poster promises both and barely...

You’ll pardon the pun but the Zombie genre is pretty much dead. Deadheads goes a long way to making something really old and tired new...

Candyman is a movie that I saw years ago and have wanted to revisit for a while. Thanks Netflix for helping me remember why this movie...