Is the much-hyped The Black Phone out of order, or did the filmmakers dial up a masterpiece? Please leave your funnier, more coherent...

That’s too many letters for a personalized plate. Just sayin. Usually, I am all in for the Netflix originals, this time I went with an...

Honestly, this movie exhausted me so much I can’t even think of a pithy age pun to insert here. I’m not one to ponder my mortality too...

Fright Night is not the best acted horror movie of the 80’s, but it may be the most acted horror movie of the 80’s. What struck me...

I watched this whole movie with this look on my face. This movie is something else. Most Horror movies start a zero and then ramp up the...

Is it possible to elevate a Texas Chainsaw -type slasher about a porn shoot while still delivering on what that premise suggests?...

I can’t believe that I watched another Tremors movie. Just when I figured it was going to be stale and old, they shake things up again....

I loved 2018’s direct sequel to the original Halloween , but does the new film continue the rebooted timeline with a similar...

Tammy and the T-Rex is a wild ride through the past. Watching a film like this really makes you wonder how these careers weren’t extinct...

I feel like I came to this movie because of weird nostalgia. Once I was heading down this road I knew I had made a wrong turn on a...

The simplicity of the evilness of Wishmaster is pretty devious. I wish I could put my finger on what bothers me about it. In the twelfth...

The 80s offer a never-ending supply of slasher films that really run the gambit of quality. Everyone chasing their cut of the profits...

I’ve already seen a movie about a bed that eats people, might as well watch one about a “sofa” that kills folks. A man bleeds over a...

If I’m being completely honest, the ONLY type of horror movies that get to me anymore are ones that involve children in distress. So, you...

Get Duked! is yet another winner in this year’s game of Russian Roulette watching a random movie. The Duke of Edinburgh award is handed...

The original Hellraiser much like Texas Chainsaw Massacre is widely regarded as a classic horror movie in many circles. The sequel is a...

It wouldn’t be a 31 For 31 if I didn’t throw in at least one “Massacre” movie, and with the tag line “You can’t tap out when you’re...

Scarecrows, much like zombies, seem to be a never-ending well for people to create horror movies from. This is one let’s say is not...

Yet another hole in my metaphorical library that needed to be filled. Yeah… I said what I said. In the sleepy little town on the coast of...

It took nearly a decade for them to come out with the sequel to the groundbreaking and genre-defining original Texas Chainsaw Massacre....