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Review: “The Immortalizer”
Someone really like the movie “ReAnimator” and decided that they could do the same thing basically. This movie has taught me a few...

Scott
Oct 23, 20122 min read


Review: “BloodRayne”
It’s way to simple to say this movie sucks, isn’t it? How about; With such a huge cast of established actors/actresses BloodRayne still...

Scott
Oct 22, 20122 min read


Review: “Super Shark”
I wouldn’t exactly call it … “Super”. On an off-shore drilling rig, oil is being drilled for. They seem to be having some issues breaking...

Scott
Oct 21, 20122 min read


Review: “Mutant Girls Squad”
I’ve lost count of how many of these Tokyo Shock movies I have seen. Let’s just say more than most Americans, and even I haven’t seen one...

Scott
Oct 19, 20123 min read
Review: “The Burning”
I have long seen the poster for The Burning and never taken the time to watch it. Having it recommended to me was all the motivation I...

Scott
Oct 18, 20122 min read


Review: “The Stuff”
Pretty sure that this movie is trying to say something about a product that was really popular in the ’80s. I don’t know exactly what it...

Scott
Oct 17, 20123 min read


Review: “Phantoms”
Dean Koontz, to me at least, has always been just behind Stephen King in the horror story genre. Phantoms only lends more to that...

Scott
Oct 16, 20122 min read
Review: “Twilight – New Moon”
Since today is an actual “New Moon” I figured what better time to dive back in the extremely shallow waters of Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight...

Scott
Oct 15, 20123 min read
Review: “Ghosts Of Mars”
In the future, Mars will be a habitable planet. People will still be committing crimes, and apparently, there will still be ghosts… I...

Scott
Oct 14, 20122 min read


Review: “Sorority House Massacre”
Sometimes all you needed to get a movie made back in the ’80s was the promise of boobs and blood. This poster promises both and barely...

Scott
Oct 13, 20122 min read


Review: “Deadheads”
You’ll pardon the pun but the Zombie genre is pretty much dead. Deadheads goes a long way to making something really old and tired new...

Scott
Oct 12, 20122 min read
Review: “Candyman”
Candyman is a movie that I saw years ago and have wanted to revisit for a while. Thanks Netflix for helping me remember why this movie...

Scott
Oct 10, 20122 min read


Review: “Return To Horror High”
Had intentionally made Book Of Shadows into a comedy, I suspect that it would have turned out similar to Horror High. In line with all...

Scott
Oct 9, 20122 min read
Review: “Book Of Shadows: Blair Witch 2”
Not all horror movies, even those that were both a critical and commercial success, need or deserve a sequel. Don’t believe me? Well Book...

Scott
Oct 8, 20122 min read


Review: “C.H.U.D.”
Another one of those “classic” horror movies that I have never managed to see. I always thought this was a campy horror comedy, I had no...

Scott
Oct 7, 20122 min read
Review: “Hellraiser”
Having suffered through Twilight, and having never actually seen the entirety of Hellraiser, I felt it was all two fitting to watch this...

Scott
Oct 6, 20122 min read
Review: “Twilight”
Stephenie Meyer said that she is a better author than Shakespeare. She also wrote a book that was originally a dream she had about...

Scott
Oct 5, 20123 min read


Review: “The Garbage Pail Kids Movie”
I am a child of the 80’s, and I vividly remember getting the Garbage Pail Kids cards. Hell, I still have the majority of them from back...

Scott
Oct 4, 20122 min read


Review: “2-Headed Shark Attack”
Even with two heads, this shark was to stupid to see this would fail. What’s worse than the beaches being terrorized by a blood thirsty...

Scott
Oct 3, 20122 min read
Review: “Vampegeddon”
I also would have accepted “Boobpocalypse” Two things are really big right now, Vampires and the Armageddon. So yeah, why not take both...

Scott
Oct 2, 20123 min read
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