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Review: “Island Claws”
It probably speaks volumes that I forgot the name of this movie more than a few times before I could ever get to writing the review, and...

Scott
Oct 5, 20182 min read


Review: “Dead Rising: Watchtower”
There are a lot of bad zombie movies. There are a lot of bad video game movies. Dead Rising Watchtower combines these two and somehow...

Scott
Oct 3, 20183 min read


Review: “Manborg”
Back when some friends and I used to make dumb movies we dreamed of one day making a “big budget” flick. The people at Astron-6 made one...

Scott
Oct 1, 20182 min read


Review: “Patchwork”
It’s rare that a movie comes out this day and age that feels like it was created in the 80s. Even rarer when this film gets all the...

Scott
Oct 31, 20172 min read
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Review: “1922” [Netflix Original]
In 1922, all a man has is his son, his land, and his pride. Take any of those things away, and everything else falls apart. For Wilford...

Scott
Oct 28, 20172 min read


Review: “Halloweed”
This movie is amazing for nothing else than it took until 2016 for a horror movie to be made with this title. That’s really the ONLY...

Scott
Oct 16, 20172 min read


Review: “Yoga Hosers”
I’ve seen a lot of terrible movies over the last eight years or so. Some were bad because they were poorly produced, some were bad...

Scott
Oct 10, 20172 min read


Review: “House on Sorority Row”
I don’t think that House on Sorority Row will ever be a mainstream “classic” horror movie, but it does a decent job of taking classic...

Scott
Oct 8, 20172 min read


Review: “IT (miniseries 1990)
When I was in middle school, 6th grade to be exact, before I had really gotten too deep into watching horror movies, I watched the It ...

Scott
Oct 6, 20173 min read


Review: “Death Spa”
Death Spa is a movie that has some issues it needs to work out. Death Spa is a little lean in some areas and pretty fat in others. Death...

Scott
Oct 4, 20172 min read


Review: “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”
A movie about killer tomatoes, that are eating humans, that the humans are actively trying to stop by all manner of things, and somehow...

Scott
Oct 2, 20172 min read


My History With Horror
I used to think that my love of (fear of?) horror movies could be traced back to a slumber party my sister had in her teens. I think that...

Scott
Sep 27, 20173 min read


Review: “Final Girl”
Somewhere, at some point Abigail Breslin decided she wanted to take a stab at action movies, and personally, I think who ever green lit...

Scott
Oct 28, 20162 min read


Review: “Awaken”
Awaken is a movie that is far from original. It’s been made a hundred different ways, just this time it’s with a cast of people that...

Scott
Oct 27, 20162 min read


Review: “Gallowwalkers”
Before I started watching Gallowwalkers, I was hard pressed to think of a single “western” horror movie. After watching it, I’m not sure...

Scott
Oct 26, 20162 min read


Review: “Stitches”
First real hidden gem of the marathon shows up. I could not be more surprised and happy that it was a movie about a clown. A Killer...

Scott
Oct 21, 20162 min read


Review: “Hush”
I’ve seen my fair share of movies that have had good to great ratings, and I can’t see why. It’s refreshing to see a well made...

Scott
Oct 14, 20162 min read


Review: “Splatter University”
For a movie about a university, there really wasn’t a lot about the school. Then again, when you make a movie in two weeks, you shouldn’t...

Scott
Oct 12, 20162 min read


Review: “Dead Silence”
Donnie Wahlberg is a terrible cop, he also really likes movies about dolls. That being said, by the end of Dead Silence, he’s the only...

Scott
Oct 10, 20162 min read


FFSF Delicious Leftovers
Sometimes the best part of a Halloween party is the part after everyone has left, the mood is a bit calmer, and you’re just hanging out...

Scott
Nov 19, 20151 min read
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