The year was 1999. The show was Mystery Science Theater 3000. Their movie of choice this time, “Soultaker”. It was a movie written by a...

It is actually kind of sad how long I have been waiting to see this movie again. I remember watching it as a kid and thinking it was...

Mark my words, this movie will be an almost instant cult classic. It has all the makings of a movie that will fly under the radar with...

The box for “Doghouse” has been staring me in the face for a while now on Netflix. I chose to include it into the 31 Days marathon simply...

Yes… I watched a “horror movie” called retarDEAD, and NO I am not proud of it. Do not, under any circumstances, watch this movie. First...

In the 80’s when “Metal” was king, a lot of young boys had dreams of meeting that perfect girl from one of those new “Music Videos”. Adam...

Before we even get to the review, let’s address the atrocious title. I stumbled upon an interview with director Drew Barnhardt. In that...

Seeing this movie even existed was shocking enough, but watching it and then coming to realize it actually made sense was the...

On the heels of the HUGE success (I guess?) of the first Slumber Party Massacre movie comes a sequel that someone wanted to make. I...

On my quest to watch a movie one night that just had mindless killing and boobs, I stumbled upon the soft, pillowy, satin covered...

Despite the history between Troma and myself, I decided, for one reason or another, to give them another chance. The hope is that for...

I have seen a lot of Portal recently. Mostly on the gameplay side, but everyone now and then someone makes a fan made film that makes you...

I have learned of the past year to expect the unexpected when it comes to movies on Netflix. The movie industry is truly one of those...

Machine Girl is the latest in a long blood-soaked line of Japanese gore movies that have recently been an obsession for me. Given the...

If I didn’t know any better I would swear this was an updated version of  “Reefer Madness” for the current generation of kids. However...

This will be a relatively short review, reason being, whether you know this or not, you have seen this movie before. Here we go; Take Die...

In the near future big brother is watching us. Literally cameras EVERYWHERE. They are set up to observe and report and are not allowed to...

The Vanquisher is yet another one of those movies that came up when looking at “related movies” through netflix. My initial reaction to...

I am not really sure why, but I have always had an unhealthy love of the Aliens franchise. I loved all the movies even bits and pieces of...

I really don’t know what is more offensive, the characters in this movie, or the thought that someone found this entertaining enough to...