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Review: “The Rockville Slayer”
The year was 1999. The show was Mystery Science Theater 3000. Their movie of choice this time, “Soultaker”. It was a movie written by a...

Scott
Oct 9, 20113 min read


Review: “Ghoulies”
It is actually kind of sad how long I have been waiting to see this movie again. I remember watching it as a kid and thinking it was...

Scott
Oct 8, 20113 min read


Review: “Tucker And Dale Vs Evil”
Mark my words, this movie will be an almost instant cult classic. It has all the makings of a movie that will fly under the radar with...

Scott
Oct 7, 20112 min read


Review: “Doghouse”
The box for “Doghouse” has been staring me in the face for a while now on Netflix. I chose to include it into the 31 Days marathon simply...

Scott
Oct 6, 20112 min read
Review: Saw “The Final Chapter”
After seven films in almost as many years, it’s hard for ANY film franchise to finish up with a nice neat bow on top. Saw 3D (which I...

Scott
Oct 5, 20112 min read
Review: retarDEAD
Yes… I watched a “horror movie” called retarDEAD, and NO I am not proud of it. Do not, under any circumstances, watch this movie. First...

Scott
Oct 4, 20111 min read


Review: Dreamaniac
In the 80’s when “Metal” was king, a lot of young boys had dreams of meeting that perfect girl from one of those new “Music Videos”. Adam...

Scott
Oct 3, 20112 min read
Review: Thankskilling
Where do you begin to critique a movie that was made for $3500 in a little less than two weeks by like fifteen people about a murderous...

Scott
Oct 2, 20113 min read
Review: Blood Hook
Once again I take the plunge into the deep polluted lake that is Troma. Blood Hook is not you’re usual Troma movie however, and I still...

Scott
Oct 1, 20112 min read
Review: Murder Loves Killers Too
Before we even get to the review, let’s address the atrocious title. I stumbled upon an interview with director Drew Barnhardt. In that...

Scott
Sep 28, 20114 min read


Review: Tremors 4 – The Legend Begins
Seeing this movie even existed was shocking enough, but watching it and then coming to realize it actually made sense was the...

Scott
Sep 21, 20112 min read


Review: Slumber Party Massacre 2
On the heels of the HUGE success (I guess?) of the first Slumber Party Massacre movie comes a sequel that someone wanted to make. I...

Scott
Sep 7, 20113 min read


Review: Slumber Party Massacre
On my quest to watch a movie one night that just had mindless killing and boobs, I stumbled upon the soft, pillowy, satin covered...

Scott
Aug 31, 20113 min read
Review: Getting Lucky
Despite the history between Troma and myself, I decided, for one reason or another, to give them another chance. The hope is that for...

Scott
Aug 24, 20113 min read


Review: Ninjas Vs Vampires
I have learned of the past year to expect the unexpected when it comes to movies on Netflix. The movie industry is truly one of those...

Scott
Aug 17, 20112 min read
Machine Girl
Machine Girl is the latest in a long blood-soaked line of Japanese gore movies that have recently been an obsession for me. Given the...

Scott
Aug 11, 20113 min read
Review: Evil Weed
If I didn’t know any better I would swear this was an updated version of “Reefer Madness” for the current generation of kids. However...

Scott
Jul 13, 20113 min read


Review: Icebreaker
This will be a relatively short review, reason being, whether you know this or not, you have seen this movie before. Here we go; Take Die...

Scott
Jul 8, 20112 min read
Retrospective And Review: Duke Nukem Forever (Xbox 360)
Title: Duke Nukem Forever Publisher: 2K Games Developer: 3D Realms / Gearbox Software Platform: Xbox 360, Playstation 3, PC Genre:...

Scott
Jun 28, 20116 min read
Review: Eyeborgs
In the near future big brother is watching us. Literally cameras EVERYWHERE. They are set up to observe and report and are not allowed to...

Scott
Jun 27, 20112 min read
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