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Review: “Killer Book Club”
I think Scream may have finally surpassed Halloween as the most imitated slasher movie of all time. Now in Spanish! Did you know that...

Lucas
Oct 20, 20233 min read


Review: “Sequence Break”
I’ve always heard that video games were a bad influence and quite possibly the devil. After watching a movie about a possessed arcade...

Scott
Oct 19, 20233 min read


Review: “Talk to Me”
Will the year’s most universally praised horror flick live up to expectations? Well, sometimes the hype is justified. I’ll jump right...

Lucas
Oct 18, 20233 min read


Review: “Haunted Mansion” (2023)
One of my own, as well as many others, favorite Disney rides, has been put to film yet again. How well does this new version stand up to...

Scott
Oct 17, 20234 min read


Review: “The Hunt”
A film about the state of American political discourse? Haha, must be a horror movie, am I right? Oh, I see, it is actually a horror...

Lucas
Oct 16, 20233 min read


Review: “Jaws 3”
Honestly, don’t think I have ever watched this one before. I literally have no idea what I am in for. Besides a terrible movie with a...

Scott
Oct 15, 20234 min read


Review: “Totally Killer”
Kiernan Shipka as a time-travelling final girl in Scream meets Back to the Future ? Has Amazon graduated from spying on my...

Lucas
Oct 14, 20233 min read


Review: “Friday The 13th: Part VIII – Jason Takes Manhattan”
How can you like a movie with just so much wrong with it? Then again, it’s a Friday the 13th movie, so how can you NOT like it? Two...

Scott
Oct 13, 20233 min read


Review: “The Pope’s Exorcist”
The possessive here indicates that the exorcist belongs to the pope (as in, he’s the pope’s top guy), not that the pope needs someone to...

Lucas
Oct 12, 20233 min read


Review: “Return of the Living Dead Part II”
Today I revisit the horror franchise where the zombies are obsessed with brains. Ironically, that probably means they wouldn’t care for...

Lucas
Oct 10, 20232 min read


Review: “Maniac Cop”
There are a lot of cop movies. I would venture to guess that probably the majority of them are about bad cops. However, there aren’t that...

Scott
Oct 9, 20233 min read


Review: “Pearl”
One of the most unique horror flicks I’ve reviewed, with one of the most unique performances to match. The question is, uniquely good or...

Lucas
Oct 8, 20233 min read


Review: “The Blob” (1958)
I don’t know if you would define the 1958 release of “The Blob” as “classical horror” or not, but I’m going to. There are a lot of...

Scott
Oct 7, 20233 min read


Review: “Infinity Pool”
I mean, sure, obscenely rich white assholes do make for appropriately contemporary horror movie villains. James Foster is a struggling...

Lucas
Oct 6, 20233 min read


Review: “Slumber Party Massacre (2021)” (Remake)
I have been a sucker for the “massacre” genre of movies since… well… forever. When I saw that there was a remake of the original Slumber...

Scott
Oct 5, 20233 min read


Review: “Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers”
I have been watching these movies for the majority of my life now, and doing this marathon for more than a decade, so when I say I was...

Scott
Oct 3, 20233 min read


Review: “Nightmare Sisters”
The 80s were a lot of things but two things it was NOT known for were humility and restraint. The Nightmare Sisters may not be the best...

Scott
Oct 1, 20233 min read


Review: “Predator”
I know what you’re thinking, but Predator is actually a classic slasher movie dressed up like an action film. Doesn’t Arnold make quite...

Lucas
Oct 31, 20224 min read


Review: “Blade” (1998)
Let’s take a trip back to 1998 and look at the ACTUAL start of the Marvel movie machine. An injured pregnant woman enters the hospital...

Scott
Oct 30, 20222 min read


Review: “Hellbound: Hellraiser II”
This movie terrified me as a child, but how do I feel more than thirty years later: Is it a legitimately scary film or was I just a whiny...

Lucas
Oct 29, 20224 min read
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