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Review: “Old”
Honestly, this movie exhausted me so much I can’t even think of a pithy age pun to insert here. I’m not one to ponder my mortality too...

Lucas
Oct 5, 20224 min read


Review: “Fright Night” (1985)
Fright Night is not the best acted horror movie of the 80’s, but it may be the most acted horror movie of the 80’s. What struck me...

Lucas
Oct 3, 20226 min read


Review: “Ninja III: The Domination”
I watched this whole movie with this look on my face. This movie is something else. Most Horror movies start a zero and then ramp up the...

Scott
Oct 2, 20223 min read


Review: “X”
Is it possible to elevate a Texas Chainsaw -type slasher about a porn shoot while still delivering on what that premise suggests?...

Lucas
Oct 1, 20224 min read


Review: “Tremors: Shrieker Island”
I can’t believe that I watched another Tremors movie. Just when I figured it was going to be stale and old, they shake things up again....

Scott
Oct 31, 20213 min read


Review: “Halloween Kills”
I loved 2018’s direct sequel to the original Halloween , but does the new film continue the rebooted timeline with a similar...

Lucas
Oct 30, 20213 min read


Review: “Tammy and the T-Rex”
Tammy and the T-Rex is a wild ride through the past. Watching a film like this really makes you wonder how these careers weren’t extinct...

Scott
Oct 29, 20213 min read


Review: “Hell Fest”
I can get on board with a horror movie set inside a fictional amusement park. Unfortunately, Hell Fest follows through on that premise...

Lucas
Oct 28, 20214 min read


Review: “Route 666”
I feel like I came to this movie because of weird nostalgia. Once I was heading down this road I knew I had made a wrong turn on a...

Scott
Oct 27, 20213 min read


Review: “Till Death”
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love generally does not involve chaining yourself to your spouse in a complicated murder-suicide plot...

Lucas
Oct 26, 20213 min read


Review: “Wishmaster”
The simplicity of the evilness of Wishmaster is pretty devious. I wish I could put my finger on what bothers me about it. In the twelfth...

Scott
Oct 25, 20213 min read


Review: “Bad Moon”
Don’t go around tonight, well, it’s bound to take your life… Werewolves don’t get enough love in the horror community. When it comes to...

Lucas
Oct 24, 20213 min read


Review: “Edge of the Axe”
The 80s offer a never-ending supply of slasher films that really run the gambit of quality. Everyone chasing their cut of the profits...

Scott
Oct 23, 20212 min read


Review: “I’m Thinking of Ending Things”
Charlie Kaufman goes full Charlie Kaufman in his very unsettling and opaque adaptation of I’m Thinking of Ending Things. DISCLAIMER:...

Lucas
Oct 22, 20213 min read


Review: “Killer Sofa”
I’ve already seen a movie about a bed that eats people, might as well watch one about a “sofa” that kills folks. A man bleeds over a...

Scott
Oct 21, 20212 min read


Review: “Penance Lane”
My question is what will the filmmakers do as penance for this movie? Let’s get this out of the way right at the top – this is without...

Lucas
Oct 20, 20213 min read


Review: “Child’s Play 2”
If I’m being completely honest, the ONLY type of horror movies that get to me anymore are ones that involve children in distress. So, you...

Scott
Oct 19, 20213 min read


Review: “The Mortuary Collection”
Is The Mortuary Collection some lively October entertainment, or is it dead on arrival? Every year, some of the most ghastly and...

Lucas
Oct 18, 20213 min read


Review: “Get Duked!”
Get Duked! is yet another winner in this year’s game of Russian Roulette watching a random movie. The Duke of Edinburgh award is handed...

Scott
Oct 17, 20213 min read


Review: “Children of the Corn”
Out of all the Stephen King adaptations that have been put to film, this is definitely one of them. Of the vast array of outcomes that...

Lucas
Oct 16, 20213 min read
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