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Review: Terrifier
I’ve been writing for 31 Movies in 31 Days for a decade now, and this is the first time I was scared before the movie even started. I...

Lucas
Oct 31, 20245 min read


Review: Maxxxine
Ti West brings us to the eighties to close out his unorthodox horror trilogy. After a prequel focused on the first film’s antagonist, we...

Lucas
Oct 23, 20244 min read


Review: Evil Dead Trap
This Japanese film from 1988 does not share a universe with the beloved, American Evil Dead franchise. It does have the same nasty mean...

Lucas
Oct 13, 20243 min read


Review: “Scream VI”
Scream is arguably horror’s most consistent film franchise. The latest installment is good fun, as long as you don’t expect to be...

Lucas
Oct 28, 20234 min read


Review: “Killer Book Club”
I think Scream may have finally surpassed Halloween as the most imitated slasher movie of all time. Now in Spanish! Did you know that...

Lucas
Oct 20, 20233 min read


Review: “Totally Killer”
Kiernan Shipka as a time-travelling final girl in Scream meets Back to the Future ? Has Amazon graduated from spying on my...

Lucas
Oct 14, 20233 min read


Review: “Predator”
I know what you’re thinking, but Predator is actually a classic slasher movie dressed up like an action film. Doesn’t Arnold make quite...

Lucas
Oct 31, 20224 min read


Review: “There’s Someone Inside Your House”
The kids aren’t all right. “Teenagers have secrets” is a common movie trope, and “teenagers getting killed off one by one for their...

Scott
Oct 17, 20223 min read


Review: “X”
Is it possible to elevate a Texas Chainsaw -type slasher about a porn shoot while still delivering on what that premise suggests?...

Lucas
Oct 1, 20224 min read


Review: “Halloween Kills”
I loved 2018’s direct sequel to the original Halloween , but does the new film continue the rebooted timeline with a similar...

Lucas
Oct 30, 20213 min read


Review: “Hell Fest”
I can get on board with a horror movie set inside a fictional amusement park. Unfortunately, Hell Fest follows through on that premise...

Lucas
Oct 28, 20214 min read


Review: “Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon”
Sometimes horror flicks can feel a little soulless and mercenary. Here’s a pseudo-slasher from some people that clearly love the genre as...

Lucas
Oct 8, 20214 min read


Review: “Halloween (2018)”
And now, on the day that shares its name, I review the movie that provides a fitting bookend to the Michael Myers saga. It’s kind of...

Lucas
Oct 31, 20195 min read


Review: “Halloween (2007)”
Maybe… maybe this isn’t the best introduction to the Halloween property for Flip Flop Slap Fight. I have a confession to make. Despite...

Scott
Oct 29, 20193 min read


Review: “Happy Death Day”
I really wanted this to be better than it was. I guess that’s almost always true, but in particular I was rooting for this one. Oh well…...

Lucas
Oct 28, 20183 min read


Review: “Scream 4”
Hey, here’s a thing that’s on Netflix! When my wife and I moved in together, all of our various media merged into a single, slightly...

Lucas
Oct 26, 20183 min read


Review: “A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child”
Why do I do this to myself? Ah, the perils of being a completionist. My wife and I watched seven seasons of Sons of Anarchy despite the...

Lucas
Oct 29, 20172 min read


Review: “House on Sorority Row”
I don’t think that House on Sorority Row will ever be a mainstream “classic” horror movie, but it does a decent job of taking classic...

Scott
Oct 8, 20172 min read


Review: “Prom Night”
Despite its title, Prom Night is probably not in the top five horror movies that culminate at a high school dance. It’s hard to...

Lucas
Oct 1, 20173 min read


Review: “Jason X”
Chkk-chkk-chkk, Aah-ah-ah. In space! It’s tempting to catalogue all of the idiotic things that happen in Jason X , but I’m not going...

Scott
Oct 22, 20162 min read
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