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Review: “Death Machine”
I’ve been watching bad (and sometimes good) horror movies for a long time now. The best part about being a 40 something person that has...

Scott
Oct 8, 20192 min read


Cinemapocalypse – Transmorphers
Let me start by apologizing. I am sorry to remind you of the movie Hyenas , and I am sorry for saying that it looked worse than a SyFy...

Scott
Apr 24, 20193 min read


Cinemapocalypse – Hyenas
Sometimes when you least expect it, a wonderful movie will captivate you so totally that you can’t bear to turn away. Other times you...

Scott
Apr 18, 20192 min read


Watchmen Motion Comic
A couple of weeks ago, I decided that I wasn’t going to be left behind any further with the Watchmen. Knowing only that it had a large...

Scott
Apr 12, 20193 min read


Cinemapocalypse – Mountaintop Motel Massacre
Sometimes, after a long marathon of watching really bad action movies and fantasy films, you want to kick back with a good old fashioned...

Scott
Apr 8, 20193 min read


Cinemapocalypse – “Hotdog; The Movie”
Back in the mid to late ’90s, there was a run on “sports-related” movies. With the releases of films like Rad, Gleaming The Cube, Days...

Scott
Mar 29, 20193 min read


Review: “Zombieland”
Horror movies are really hard to do apparently. The number of really fantastic horror movies out there is dwarfed by the number of shitty...

Scott
Mar 26, 20193 min read


Review: “Chinatown”
So in prep for LA Noire, James informed me that I should watch Chinatown. Realizing that I had never actually seen the entire film, I was...

Scott
Mar 25, 20192 min read


The Arcade
There will come a day, probably soon, where kids growing up will have no idea what being in an Arcade was like. It is probably hard for...

Scott
Mar 22, 20195 min read


Retro Review – “Alien Trilogy” PSX
There are few movies to video game translations that have ever worked. Probably the only one that I ever cared about was Aliens Trilogy...

Scott
Mar 11, 20192 min read


Cinemapocalypse – Double Trouble
Back in the late ’80s and early ’90s, there was a rash of movies starring washed-up athletes, wrestlers, and people that were trying to...

Scott
Feb 18, 20193 min read


Cinemapocalypse – Simon Says
Crispin Glover has had a strange history with movies. His most well-known performance was as George McFly in the first Back to the...

Scott
Feb 14, 20193 min read


Cinemapocalypse – “Steele Justice”
How can a movie starring Martin Kove (John Kreese – Karate Kid), Ronny Cox (“Dick” Jones – Robocop), Bernie Casey (Colonel Rhumbus -Spies...

Scott
Feb 4, 20193 min read


Retro Review: Super Metroid
Given the recent release of Shadow Complex on the XBLA and the comparisons drawn to this game, I figured I would post my “Retro Review”...

Scott
Feb 4, 20193 min read


Review: “Slice”
There is nothing better, for me anyway than a movie that takes its bizarre or ridiculous plot points completely serious and really sells...

Scott
Oct 31, 20183 min read


Review: “The Vault”
It’s only after you leave a job after so many years that you can look back and see that it really wasn’t what you thought it was. I would...

Scott
Oct 29, 20183 min read


Review: “Redneck Zombies”
Sometimes you have to watch a movie with an opened mind. You have to just set aside ALL expectations of quality, and just enjoy a movie...

Scott
Oct 25, 20183 min read


Review: “Microwave Massacre”
I couldn’t have a horror movie marathon without a “Massacre” movie in it. At least this one is bad and knows that it’s nothing more than...

Scott
Oct 23, 20183 min read


Review: “Sleep Away Camp II”
A movie can be campy without being dumb. A movie can be dumb in a good way. Some movies can even walk the line of being gory and campy...

Scott
Oct 21, 20182 min read


Review: “Night Of The Comet”
Sometimes horror movies don’t need to have a deeper meaning to them. Sometimes a horror movie can just be a small cast, and a simple plot...

Scott
Oct 19, 20182 min read
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