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Review: “Class of Nuke ‘Em High 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown”
My history with Troma movies notwithstanding, I decided to dip back into their catalog. It’s only been ten years since I watched a Nuke...

Scott
Oct 20, 20192 min read


Review: “Chernobyl Diaries”
Chernobyl is hot right now, no pun intended. There was a mini-series out recently that was simply amazing. I’ve seen a bunch of actual...

Scott
Oct 18, 20192 min read


Review: “Secret Santa”
I think every year I find a movie that looks like it was made for a high school project. A movie that my friends and I could have made...

Scott
Oct 16, 20192 min read


Review: “Event Horizon”
I admit, Event Horizon has long been a hole in my knowledge of horror movies. I’ve known that it was something that I should have seen by...

Scott
Oct 14, 20193 min read


Review: “Always Watching: A Marble Hornets Story”
Years ago someone told me about the “Marble Hornets” videos on YouTube and that I needed to watch them. I knew the story of “Slender Man”...

Scott
Oct 12, 20192 min read


Review: “Rings”
Since this series started back in 2002 I have been of the firm belief that it is a comedy series. I saw the second one in the theater and...

Scott
Oct 10, 20192 min read


Review: “Death Machine”
I’ve been watching bad (and sometimes good) horror movies for a long time now. The best part about being a 40 something person that has...

Scott
Oct 8, 20192 min read


Review: “Cockney Vs. Zombies”
At some point, I will stop being surprised with the ways that people will spin the zombie apocalypse into fun movies. Until then, let’s...

Scott
Oct 6, 20192 min read


Review: “The Mutilator”
It’s rare that I watch a movie solely on the fact that I want to see what the setting looks like, or how it is represented. When I...

Scott
Oct 4, 20192 min read


Cinemapocalypse – Transmorphers
Let me start by apologizing. I am sorry to remind you of the movie Hyenas , and I am sorry for saying that it looked worse than a SyFy...

Scott
Apr 24, 20193 min read


Cinemapocalypse – Hyenas
Sometimes when you least expect it, a wonderful movie will captivate you so totally that you can’t bear to turn away. Other times you...

Scott
Apr 18, 20192 min read


Cinemapocalypse – Mountaintop Motel Massacre
Sometimes, after a long marathon of watching really bad action movies and fantasy films, you want to kick back with a good old fashioned...

Scott
Apr 8, 20193 min read


Cinemapocalypse – “Hotdog; The Movie”
Back in the mid to late ’90s, there was a run on “sports-related” movies. With the releases of films like Rad, Gleaming The Cube, Days...

Scott
Mar 29, 20193 min read


Review: “Zombieland”
Horror movies are really hard to do apparently. The number of really fantastic horror movies out there is dwarfed by the number of shitty...

Scott
Mar 26, 20193 min read


Review: “Chinatown”
So in prep for LA Noire, James informed me that I should watch Chinatown. Realizing that I had never actually seen the entire film, I was...

Scott
Mar 25, 20192 min read


The Arcade
There will come a day, probably soon, where kids growing up will have no idea what being in an Arcade was like. It is probably hard for...

Scott
Mar 22, 20195 min read


Cinemapocalypse – The Angry Red Planet
The Angry Red Planet comes from a time before most special effects were even being thought of. Not only that, but it was during the...

Scott
Mar 19, 20193 min read


Retro Review – “Alien Trilogy” PSX
There are few movies to video game translations that have ever worked. Probably the only one that I ever cared about was Aliens Trilogy...

Scott
Mar 11, 20192 min read


FFSF Ghetto Poetry – Mega Ultra Super Cut
Take three friends, six other “third wheels”, a bunch of raunchy, expletive-filled songs and a video camera, throw them in a computer and...

Scott
Mar 7, 20192 min read


Cinemapocalypse – Double Trouble
Back in the late ’80s and early ’90s, there was a rash of movies starring washed-up athletes, wrestlers, and people that were trying to...

Scott
Feb 18, 20193 min read
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