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Cinemapocalypse – “Steele Justice”
How can a movie starring Martin Kove (John Kreese – Karate Kid), Ronny Cox (“Dick” Jones – Robocop), Bernie Casey (Colonel Rhumbus -Spies...

Scott
Feb 4, 20193 min read


Review: “Slice”
There is nothing better, for me anyway than a movie that takes its bizarre or ridiculous plot points completely serious and really sells...

Scott
Oct 31, 20183 min read


Review: “The Vault”
It’s only after you leave a job after so many years that you can look back and see that it really wasn’t what you thought it was. I would...

Scott
Oct 29, 20183 min read


Review: “Veronica”
Over the summer “people” kept saying that there was a new movie on Netflix that was the “scariest movie ever” and that they “couldn’t...

Scott
Oct 27, 20182 min read


Review: “Redneck Zombies”
Sometimes you have to watch a movie with an opened mind. You have to just set aside ALL expectations of quality, and just enjoy a movie...

Scott
Oct 25, 20183 min read


Review: “Microwave Massacre”
I couldn’t have a horror movie marathon without a “Massacre” movie in it. At least this one is bad and knows that it’s nothing more than...

Scott
Oct 23, 20183 min read


Review: “Sleep Away Camp II”
A movie can be campy without being dumb. A movie can be dumb in a good way. Some movies can even walk the line of being gory and campy...

Scott
Oct 21, 20182 min read


Review: “Night Of The Comet”
Sometimes horror movies don’t need to have a deeper meaning to them. Sometimes a horror movie can just be a small cast, and a simple plot...

Scott
Oct 19, 20182 min read


Review: “Friday The 13th Part V – A New Beginning”
Taken completely out of the context of the series, A New Beginning isn’t such a bad slasher film. But the fact remains that it IS part of...

Scott
Oct 17, 20183 min read


Review: “Final Exam”
What if Faber College had been terrorized by more than just frat boys and food fights? What if Otter and Boon had been brutally murdered...

Scott
Oct 15, 20182 min read


Review: “DOOM”
Video game movies that are little more than decent are few and far between. I could count all of them on one hand that belonged to a...

Scott
Oct 13, 20183 min read


Review: “The Crawlers” or “Contamination 7” or “Troll 3”
It’s been a while since I laughed at a horror movie this much. Mind you, it’s not because it’s a comedy or even because it was...

Scott
Oct 11, 20183 min read


Review: “Little Evil”
We’ve all seen The Omen, or at the very least know of its story. What if Robert [Gregory Peck] had just taken time to be a good father...

Scott
Oct 9, 20182 min read


Review: “Island Claws”
It probably speaks volumes that I forgot the name of this movie more than a few times before I could ever get to writing the review, and...

Scott
Oct 5, 20182 min read


Review: “Dead Rising: Watchtower”
There are a lot of bad zombie movies. There are a lot of bad video game movies. Dead Rising Watchtower combines these two and somehow...

Scott
Oct 3, 20183 min read


Review: “Patchwork”
It’s rare that a movie comes out this day and age that feels like it was created in the 80s. Even rarer when this film gets all the...

Scott
Oct 31, 20172 min read


Review: “The Belko Experiment”
Social experiments are sometimes the most innocuous and harmless things that happen around and to us as humans. We never see or are aware...

Scott
Oct 30, 20173 min read
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Review: “1922” [Netflix Original]
In 1922, all a man has is his son, his land, and his pride. Take any of those things away, and everything else falls apart. For Wilford...

Scott
Oct 28, 20172 min read


Review: “Midnight Meat Train
Yet another movie where the box art and title have stuck in my head for far too long. Let’s take a mostly predictable ride and see if...

Scott
Oct 26, 20172 min read


Review: “Cube”
Imagine waking up in a strange place, no idea how you got there, no idea how to get out, with five other people, and surrounded by rooms...

Scott
Oct 24, 20172 min read
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