In which I contemplate whether I have sentenced myself to my own personal Hell of reviewing dour, direct-to-video Hellraiser sequels for eternity. In the considerable downtime during the plot of Hellraiser VII , I allowed my mind to drift and compile a partial list of things I would rather be doing than watching this movie. Allow me to share an excerpt: ... #957 - Rewatch any of the first four Hellraiser movies #958 - Rewatch any of the Nightmare on Elm Street sequels, e