Ever since this movie came out, I have heard from several different people that it was “a movie made for you”. I’ve owned it since it was...

Previously posted on blog and written by B. Demeter Hold Your Breath (2012) is a horrible movie. There is no reason to watch it, no...

I’ve seen a LOT of these Tokyo Shock movies. Most of them can be marked squarely in the “weird” category, but only a select few are as...

Previously posted on blog and written by B. Demeter Dark House (2009) is, as the name would lead one to believe, a film about a scary...

I’ve never been a fan of movies about smoking pot. Maybe because I can’t identify with any facet of that lifestyle. However, horror...

Creature (1985) Previously posted on blog and written by B. Demeter There are reasons to watch this movie none of which are story or...

Samurai Cop is possibly the worst movie I have ever seen, and I absolutely love it for that. This is one of those films that makes it...

Lara Croft has come out of the darkness, and brings with her a new light. Gone are the double pistols, double D breasts, and double...

Brian and Scott both have beef with a couple movies. There is also talk of the big merger between Star Wars and Disney, and it’s...

Like Deja Vu all over again Horror movies are almost consistently a genre of sequels and rip-offs. I myself have never made a movie that...

Over the years I have seen more than my share of movies, both good and bad. This has lead me to a lot of observations about both the...

Seriously… I waited three years to watch this movie? Ugh. Anita and Jennifer are best friends and have been for years. While Anita is...

I probably should just go ahead and say, No. No I am not scared. Though… I guess the acting is kinda scary, so maybe yeah. I dunno, this...

This movie has really no excuse for existing what so ever. Last time I checked, telephone numbers didn’t have sequels, and neither should...

The wide range of puns and bad jokes that I wanted to write up for this opening sentence is mind-boggling. Let’s say that it’s a bit...

In the pantheon of dumb Halloween movies, only one can stand above the rest. I’m not sure what movie that is, but this one has to be...

From the producers of “Dude, where’s my car” and Director Robert Englund comes Killer Pad. A nice attempt to do a horror comedy with a...

In an unnamed city, in an alternate universe, Vampires have basically taken over the planet and it’s up to the hunters to keep the humans...

It’s hard to put into words a movie that “stars” Ron Jeremy, Jerry “The King” Lawler, and “Beetlejuice” but I will try really hard.  When...

Another movie in the, seemingly endless, line of “Massacre” movies. Cheerleader Massacre obviously was just an excuse for the...