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Review: “Werewolves Within”
Within the community? Within the house!? Perhaps the werewolves are within each and every one of our dark souls, man…! Or maybe just...

Lucas
Oct 27, 20223 min read


Review: “Lost Boys”
“You’ll never grow old” There are a few horror movies that really peak my 80s nostalgia level, but none maybe more than the original,...

Scott
Oct 26, 20223 min read


Review: “Piranha” (1978)
This movie was clearly inspired by Jaws , but quality-wise, it has much more in common with the Jaws sequels. Piranha is one in a long...

Lucas
Oct 25, 20222 min read


Review: “Candy Corn”
I hate candy corn, but this movie is alright. Random movie that caught my eye about the worst, most depraved candy of all time… sure....

Scott
Oct 24, 20222 min read


Review: “10/31”
Whenever I come across a low budget horror flick to review, I’m generally rooting for it to succeed. Sometimes, that faith even pays off. ...

Lucas
Oct 23, 20223 min read


Review: “Bus Party To Hell”
Look at this garbage This is a movie that someone made and it is on Amazon Prime. I’m gonna give this review as much respect as this...

Scott
Oct 22, 20221 min read


Review: “Day of the Dead”
I’m not an anti-CGI purist or anything, but we’re still several decades away from computers being able to produce gore effects credible...

Lucas
Oct 21, 20224 min read


Review: “Attack of the Killer Donuts”
Seems kinda phallic to me. A movie about killer donuts you wouldn’t think would be the best of ideas. And while you’d be right… it’s...

Scott
Oct 20, 20222 min read


Review: “Insidious: Chapter 3”
Can the Insidious franchise maintain its consistency for longer than James Wan’s other ghostly property, The Conjuring ? Insidious:...

Lucas
Oct 19, 20223 min read


Review: “Friday the 13th: Part 2
I’ll be back The sequel to one of the “four fathers” of slasher movies and one that created easily one of THE most influential horror...

Scott
Oct 18, 20222 min read


Review: “There’s Someone Inside Your House”
The kids aren’t all right. “Teenagers have secrets” is a common movie trope, and “teenagers getting killed off one by one for their...

Scott
Oct 17, 20223 min read


Review: “Body Bags”
High camp with a surprisingly low body count, this John Carpenter/Tobe Hooper collaboration is a bit of a mixed bag. Originally filmed...

Lucas
Oct 15, 20223 min read


Review: “Shocker”
Step into my office… What a movie that truly reflects the time period it was made. What was most shocking about this flick was its run...

Scott
Oct 14, 20222 min read


Review: “Nope”
Jordan Peele pours his meticulous planning, impeccable direction, and knack for character-writing into a B-Movie premise, and the result...

Lucas
Oct 13, 20223 min read


Review: “Dude Bro Party Massacre III”
A cut above other spoof films. It took me seven years since it was suggested to me, but I finally got around to watching this one. I’m...

Scott
Oct 12, 20222 min read


Review: A Classic Horror Story
Ok movie, cute title, but don’t get ahead of yourself. That’s for internet smart-asses like me to decide. There is always a point in...

Lucas
Oct 11, 20223 min read


Review: “The Brain”
A peek behind the curtain. A movie about an alien brain that attempts to take over the world via television. Ripped from the headlines...

Scott
Oct 10, 20222 min read


Review: “PG: Psycho Goreman”
What a fun, funny, silly, dark romp! It’s always nice to have one of these during the marathon. If you are roughly my age with roughly...

Lucas
Oct 9, 20223 min read


Review: “The Black Phone”
Is the much-hyped The Black Phone out of order, or did the filmmakers dial up a masterpiece? Please leave your funnier, more coherent...

Lucas
Oct 7, 20223 min read


Review: “Bingo Hell”
That’s too many letters for a personalized plate. Just sayin. Usually, I am all in for the Netflix originals, this time I went with an...

Scott
Oct 6, 20222 min read
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