To be honest, this poster says it all. The 1980s had a lot going for it as far as movies went: insane plots, great music, neon, T&A, cocaine, and practical effects. This movie has it all, but is it good? On the edge of the galaxy sits the planet of Xarbia. Given how remote and isolated Xarbia is, it is used for "questionable" experiments. Testing using a lifeform designated "Subject 20" has begun, combining it with the synthetic DNA called "Proto B," and things have gone wron

Director Fede Alvarez drags the Alien franchise back to its horror roots with the most frightening installment since the 1979 original. Fede Alvarez is probably the reason you are reading this review right now. I don't mean this specific review, although that is certainly accurate since it is a review of a movie he directed, but the reason that I am writing about horror movies online at all. I've chronicalled my post-high school lapse in horror fandom before, but suffice it t