I could make a movie and say it’s like “Casablanca meets The Godfather” but that doesn’t mean it will garner any awards. While I can see...

As I said before, this looks like a movie that would have been shown on the same network that MaxHeadroom aired on. This movie makes those...

So here we are again, Troma fans. Surf Nazis Must Die is one of those rare movies that does everything wrong, yet manages to capture the...

We’ve come a long way on this journey, haven’t we? So how is it that I arrived at watching this movie? I don’t know… Dumb luck? Big Tits...

Seeing that there was a complete and utter lack of Japanese gore movies in this marathon, I decided to change that, quickly. Vampire Girl...

Leave it to Chuck Norris to literally kick Satan’s ass. This has to be where all those Chuck Norris legends started from. All I was...

Bikini Girls On Ice is nothing if not truthful to it’s name. Sadly, this may be the only thing that this movie has going for it. Bikini...

Looking for a little more “substance” in my movie selections, I decided to go with “Hatchet”. As the poster clearly says, “Old School...

Once again I dive head first into the murky waters of Troma. Blades came out nine whole years after Caddyshack, but the influence that...

The year was 1999. The show was Mystery Science Theater 3000. Their movie of choice this time, “Soultaker”. It was a movie written by a...

Over my life I have watched a metric fuck-ton of horror movies, and from that I have learned quite a few things… things that may help...

Finally a movie with hot chicks that I actually recognize, well at least one, and that’s all that really matters. Wrong Turn is really...

Another one of those movies that I really should have seen before now, but never got around to. Not really at all what I thought it would...

This is what I remember horror movies from the 80’s being like. Also this is WHY I like horror movies from the 80’s so much. Welcome to...

Not really sure where I saw the box or poster for this one first, but it always kinda interested me. I found it dirt cheap on BluRay and...

I own the new one (haven’t watched it yet) but I figured i should know the original before the remake. Seeing as how Romero’s name is...

Hey look it’s little Stephen Dorff all growed up. I actually had no idea who was in this one till it started, can’t honestly say that it...

Klaus Kinski is a creepy ugly dude, with a giant head. That should have been the tag line for this movie. Seeing as how there isn’t one,...

Remember the 80’s? Remember how bad most of the horror movies made back then were. That’s not a question, it’s a statement. The Video...

“Sea Evil” … Probably one of the worst tag lines for a movie I have seen in recent memory. It’s a good thing this movie was much better...