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Review: "Evil Dead Burn"
I have been watching the Evil Dead movies since they were shown to me in the 90s. The films of this new generation aren't messing around.

Scott
Oct 313 min read


Review: Resident Evil (2026)
I close my 31 for 31 out with another highly rated horror film from what turned out to be a bumper crop this year. Tune on tomorrow to wrap up with Scott's take on yet another one.

Lucas
Oct 305 min read


Review: 28 Years Later - The Bone Temple
The dead have been risen for decades at this point, and humanity has worse things to worry about now. Far from an ordinary zombie flick, The Bone Temple crackles with unpredictable energy.

Lucas
Oct 284 min read


Review: "The Mouse Trap"
I still haven't watched the Winnie the Pooh Horror movies, and after this, I'm not sure if they can be any worse... or better, honestly.

Scott
Oct 273 min read


Review: The Wraith
WARNING: Nostalgia for one of pre-teen Lucas' favorite movies may prevent him from saying anything bad about The Wraith, no matter how much it deserves it.

Lucas
Oct 264 min read


Review: V/H/S/85
Late-marathon horror delirium is setting in. Do I love this movie? Do I hate it? Do I like the way it lingers with me more than I enjoyed actually watching it? Read on as I try and sort out my feelings on this modern anthology set during horror's heyday.

Lucas
Oct 243 min read


Review: The Bride!
Oh boy. An unfortunate example of how a big budget, A-list talent, ambitious story structure, and a commendable message can add up to far less than the sum of its parts.

Lucas
Oct 223 min read


Review: Pumpkinhead II - Blood Wings
Early nineties, low budget, monster movie sequel... This has "so bad its good" written all over it, right? Right?

Lucas
Oct 183 min read


Review: Hokum
There's a lot under the surface of this horror mystery. Supernatural and natural dangers abound, and Adam Scott tries to navigate them in an unfamiliar, non-comedy setting.

Lucas
Oct 162 min read


Review: Bride of Chucky
Murder and vulgarity are all well and good for a killer doll movie, but what's really been missing is romance! I mean, keep all the murder and vulgarity, too, obviously.

Lucas
Oct 143 min read


Review: Buddy
The true horror of Buddy may just be reminding us of Barney's mid-90's reign of terror as the star of an inescapably popular children's program.

Lucas
Oct 104 min read


Review: Resident Evil: Extinction
I have never played a Resident Evil game or watched one of the 1,276 movies based on the property. The first three movies aren't streaming on a service I use, but I should be able to drop in on number four and follow along just fine, right? Right?

Lucas
Oct 83 min read


Review: "Blood Sand"
Killer Beach, aka The Sand, aka Blood Sand, aka Blood Beach I make no apologies for my love of extremely bad movies. I also thoroughly enjoy a lot of good movies. It's the rare occasion and film that walks that fine line that bothers me. A bunch of teens(?) go to the beach one night to have a "Las Vegas" party. Essentially, a party where anything goes, but NOTHING leaves the beach. All phones are taken. No posts about the party are allowed. The kids spend the night just drink

Scott
Oct 52 min read


Review: "Creepozoid"
Some 80s Anime Ass Poster Here In the not-too-distant future (from the past), in a time of violent war, five deserters have run away from their post in search of safety and semi-solitude. That didn't work. After a nuclear apocalypse created during (I'm assuming) World War 3, Blanca, Butch, Jesse, Jake, and Kate have deserted their post in an armed service (it's not really specified) and are in search of a place to lay low for the next... however long it takes. They happen upo

Scott
Oct 32 min read


Review: Obsession
No horror film, or possibly any type of film, has been more popular and driven more online discourse this year than Obsession. Let's see if it is warranted or not. ("America is obsessed!" pun successfully dodged.)

Lucas
Oct 14 min read


Review: Terrifier 2
Happy Halloween! What better way to celibrate than by reading a review of a hugely popular, notoriously violent film set on the holiday! Whether you know and love this one, or this review is the closest you'd ever dare get to experiencing it, I hope you'll enjoy the final entry in 2025's 31 Movies in 31 Days (which was really 16 movies, but what are you gonna do?) There is little doubt that the most buzzed about new horror franchise of the past decade has been the Terrifier

Lucas
Oct 31, 20256 min read


Review: The Wretched
Is it truly the season of the witch? Me and Donovan are in agreement on that one. What witch-related songs do you have on your Halloween playlist? Here are the ones on mine*: Season of the Witch - Donovan; Witches' Rave - Jeff Buckley; Witchy Woman - Eagles; I Put a Spell on You - Nina Simone; Black Magic Woman - Santana; Burn the Witch - Radiohead; Waking the Witch - Kate Bush; The Wind - PJ Harvey; Rosemary - Sierra Ferrell Despite their healthy representation in

Lucas
Oct 29, 20254 min read


Review: Galaxy of Terror
With all of the great new horror coming out, I have to remind myself to check in on some of that sweet, eighties nonsense from time to time. This one checks all the boxes. In between the genre-defining sci-fi horror of Alien and The Thing , Roger Corman produced this far less esteemed foray into the terrors of space. If you are familiar with the Corman ouvre, you know what to expect: Unpredictablity, gratuitousness, and a tiny budget. It isn't difficult to surmise what types

Lucas
Oct 27, 20253 min read


Review: Heart Eyes
Let’s see what happens when you smash together two of the most formulaic movie genres into the same film. Did I end up with hearts in my eyes, or ‘X’s? All styles of film have their conventions and tropes. They are actually really helpful for storytelling, because they grant creators a form of shorthand so they don’t have to expend as much energy establishing the rules and boundaries of their worlds. They also establish expectations, which are a prerequisite if you want to ge

Lucas
Oct 25, 20253 min read


Review: Haunt
If you are blessed with a local haunted house attraction in your area, might I suggest a better use of your two hours would be to go and experience the real thing? Ah yes, we've now reached the part of the marathon where a movie defies me to have a strong opinion about it. I can usually avoid this type of thing at the start of the month, because I'll just skip movies like that, but as time ticks away and the jack-o-lantern candle burns low, it becomes harder and harder to tos

Lucas
Oct 23, 20253 min read
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