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Review: "Evil Dead Burn"
I have been watching the Evil Dead movies since they were shown to me in the 90s. The films of this new generation aren't messing around.

Scott
Oct 313 min read


Review: Resident Evil (2026)
I close my 31 for 31 out with another highly rated horror film from what turned out to be a bumper crop this year. Tune on tomorrow to wrap up with Scott's take on yet another one.

Lucas
Oct 305 min read


Review: "The Mouse Trap"
I still haven't watched the Winnie the Pooh Horror movies, and after this, I'm not sure if they can be any worse... or better, honestly.

Scott
Oct 273 min read


Review: The Wraith
WARNING: Nostalgia for one of pre-teen Lucas' favorite movies may prevent him from saying anything bad about The Wraith, no matter how much it deserves it.

Lucas
Oct 264 min read


Review: "Choose Or Die"
It's been a while, so why not bring back a video game horror movie review? Did I choose wisely, or do I wish I would just die?

Scott
Oct 253 min read


Review: V/H/S/85
Late-marathon horror delirium is setting in. Do I love this movie? Do I hate it? Do I like the way it lingers with me more than I enjoyed actually watching it? Read on as I try and sort out my feelings on this modern anthology set during horror's heyday.

Lucas
Oct 243 min read


Review: "Live Stream From Hell"
Kevin Hart is in every movie; he has done television, acting, producing, writing... he's done a lot of things, but never a "Streamer" until now.

Scott
Oct 233 min read


Review: The Bride!
Oh boy. An unfortunate example of how a big budget, A-list talent, ambitious story structure, and a commendable message can add up to far less than the sum of its parts.

Lucas
Oct 223 min read


Review: "Until Dawn (2025)"
Is the house taking a we dump?
Ten-ish years ago I played the game for our Extra Life marathon; honestly, I've been thinking about it ever since. Making Until Dawn into a movie is possibly the scariest part.

Scott
Oct 214 min read


Review: Frankenstein (2025)
Would you think its possible to make a good movie about a sexy corpse embroiled in generational trauma between fathers and sons? Turns out its possible to make a great movie on the topic.

Lucas
Oct 203 min read


Review: "Street Trash (1987)"
It's hard to overstate just how much this movie is everything that everyone warned kids about New York in the 1980s. Not exactly propaganda, but damn close.

Scott
Oct 193 min read


Review: Pumpkinhead II - Blood Wings
Early nineties, low budget, monster movie sequel... This has "so bad its good" written all over it, right? Right?

Lucas
Oct 183 min read


Review: Hokum
There's a lot under the surface of this horror mystery. Supernatural and natural dangers abound, and Adam Scott tries to navigate them in an unfamiliar, non-comedy setting.

Lucas
Oct 162 min read


Review: "Things (1989)"
I have seen this film multiple times on the "RIFFTrax" channel on Amazon. Enough times that I feel I can review it, or attempt to, anyway.

Scott
Oct 153 min read


Review: Bride of Chucky
Murder and vulgarity are all well and good for a killer doll movie, but what's really been missing is romance! I mean, keep all the murder and vulgarity, too, obviously.

Lucas
Oct 143 min read


Review: "Butt Boy"
I swear to you, it's NOT what you might think.

Scott
Oct 133 min read


Review: Drag Me to Hell
Drag Me to Hell represents director Sam Raimi at his absolute Sam Raimi-est. If your tastes run anything similar to mine, that's always a good thing.

Lucas
Oct 123 min read


Review: "Alligator 2; The Mutation"
A full eleven years after the first movie was made, someone thought it was a good idea to take the giant gator out of its cage.

Scott
Oct 112 min read


Review: Buddy
The true horror of Buddy may just be reminding us of Barney's mid-90's reign of terror as the star of an inescapably popular children's program.

Lucas
Oct 104 min read


Review: "Crocodile 2: Death Roll"
note to self: NOT the sequel to Alligator Sometimes you go into a movie with wild expectations. Sometimes you think a movie about one large lizard is a sequel to an entirely different film... In a nondescript city, people go about their day in a busy bank. Money is exchanged, as well as pleasantries to familiar faces. Suddenly, the bank is invaded by masked men, armed with large guns, all screaming orders violently at the patrons. In a flash, the safe is opened and emptied. W

Scott
Oct 92 min read
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