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Review: "Evil Dead Burn"
I have been watching the Evil Dead movies since they were shown to me in the 90s. The films of this new generation aren't messing around.

Scott
6 days ago3 min read


Review: "The Mouse Trap"
I still haven't watched the Winnie the Pooh Horror movies, and after this, I'm not sure if they can be any worse... or better, honestly.

Scott
Oct 273 min read


Review: "Choose Or Die"
It's been a while, so why not bring back a video game horror movie review? Did I choose wisely, or do I wish I would just die?

Scott
Oct 253 min read


Review: "Live Stream From Hell"
Kevin Hart is in every movie; he has done television, acting, producing, writing... he's done a lot of things, but never a "Streamer" until now.

Scott
Oct 233 min read


Review: "Until Dawn (2025)"
Is the house taking a we dump?
Ten-ish years ago I played the game for our Extra Life marathon; honestly, I've been thinking about it ever since. Making Until Dawn into a movie is possibly the scariest part.

Scott
Oct 214 min read


Review: "Street Trash (1987)"
It's hard to overstate just how much this movie is everything that everyone warned kids about New York in the 1980s. Not exactly propaganda, but damn close.

Scott
Oct 193 min read


Review: "Cinderella's Revenge"
We've all heard the fairy tale for the entirety of our lives, but what if the events had taken a slightly darker turn after the ball?

Scott
Oct 172 min read


Review: "Things (1989)"
I have seen this film multiple times on the "RIFFTrax" channel on Amazon. Enough times that I feel I can review it, or attempt to, anyway.

Scott
Oct 153 min read


Review: "Butt Boy"
I swear to you, it's NOT what you might think.

Scott
Oct 133 min read


Review: "Alligator 2; The Mutation"
A full eleven years after the first movie was made, someone thought it was a good idea to take the giant gator out of its cage.

Scott
Oct 112 min read


Review: "Crocodile 2: Death Roll"
note to self: NOT the sequel to Alligator Sometimes you go into a movie with wild expectations. Sometimes you think a movie about one large lizard is a sequel to an entirely different film... In a nondescript city, people go about their day in a busy bank. Money is exchanged, as well as pleasantries to familiar faces. Suddenly, the bank is invaded by masked men, armed with large guns, all screaming orders violently at the patrons. In a flash, the safe is opened and emptied. W

Scott
Oct 92 min read


Review: "The Toxic Avenger (2023)"
One hell of a movie I love the original Toxic Avenger. Learning they were remaking it with a bigger cast and way more money scared me, but seeing what mutated out of it... Winston Gooze is trying his best. He's a down-on-his-luck stepdad just trying to provide a better life for his stepson. He works as a janitor at a giant corporation for pennies, and unfortunately, his job is killing him, literally. The place he works is covered in toxic chemicals that have given him a large

Scott
Oct 73 min read


Review: "Blood Sand"
Killer Beach, aka The Sand, aka Blood Sand, aka Blood Beach I make no apologies for my love of extremely bad movies. I also thoroughly enjoy a lot of good movies. It's the rare occasion and film that walks that fine line that bothers me. A bunch of teens(?) go to the beach one night to have a "Las Vegas" party. Essentially, a party where anything goes, but NOTHING leaves the beach. All phones are taken. No posts about the party are allowed. The kids spend the night just drink

Scott
Oct 52 min read


Review: "Creepozoid"
Some 80s Anime Ass Poster Here In the not-too-distant future (from the past), in a time of violent war, five deserters have run away from their post in search of safety and semi-solitude. That didn't work. After a nuclear apocalypse created during (I'm assuming) World War 3, Blanca, Butch, Jesse, Jake, and Kate have deserted their post in an armed service (it's not really specified) and are in search of a place to lay low for the next... however long it takes. They happen upo

Scott
Oct 32 min read


Review: "Forbidden World"
To be honest, this poster says it all. The 1980s had a lot going for it as far as movies went: insane plots, great music, neon, T&A, cocaine, and practical effects. This movie has it all, but is it good? On the edge of the galaxy sits the planet of Xarbia. Given how remote and isolated Xarbia is, it is used for "questionable" experiments. Testing using a lifeform designated "Subject 20" has begun, combining it with the synthetic DNA called "Proto B," and things have gone wron

Scott
Oct 12 min read


Crimson Desert: First Impressions
Crimson Desert, so far, is a game that has a lot of potential if it can only get out of its own way to see it there.

Scott
May 45 min read


Forced Writing
So I have been trying my best to force myself back into the hobbies that I enjoy, or used to enjoy, rather.

Scott
Feb 22 min read


Atari 2600 - A Personal Story
The History And Mystery Of My First Home Gaming System

Scott
Jan 84 min read


Old Price Is Right Review
Well, I thought, how bad could they screw up a game show that has been on for literally decades? Oh, how wrong I was.

Scott
Feb 10, 20083 min read
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